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CraftyGreenlandLOL
so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you get a call from trump himself, talkin bout greenland and stuff. turns out, he wants to trade greenland for diamonds in the game! like, what even is that?! join our server and you might just get a call from a world leader tryna make some crazy deals in minecraft. who knows what will happen next! come join the fun and see where this wild ride takes you! -
MinecraftBorderPatrol
lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun! -
ArbelCraft: No Return, No Release!
yo, so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got a pet zombie named Arbel Yehoud and he’s like the life of the party. but get this, Israel won’t let the Palestinians come back to northern Gaza until we release our precious zombie friend. like, what even is that? come join the madness and help us free Arbel Yehoud so we can all live happily ever after in our pixelated world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. #FreeArbelYehoud #ZombieLivesMatter -
CraftyGreenlandPrime
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next! -
LuckCraft: Trump’s Trade Reversal
lol come join our wacky minecraft server where we have leprechauns running around and a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow! our government is so crazy they’re changing policies based on who’s in the white house! you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next on our server! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with lucky charms and four leaf clovers for all our players to enjoy! don’t miss out on the craic, join now! -
PixelPalsCraft
lol u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we give out diamonds like they’re candy on halloween? well u better hop on quick cuz we got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible for 69 minutes (nice). plus, we got a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian that takes u on a wild ride through the nether.oh and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in designated areas so don’t worry about your precious builds getting wrecked. join us now and experience the madness for yourself, just make sure to bring your sense of humor cuz things get wacky around here.
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin is trying to manipulate Trump but it’s all good cuz we got Ukraine holding it down! Build your own crazy base and fend off the evil Russian forces with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor. Join now for a wild adventure filled with political intrigue and blocky battles! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane server experience! -
CraftyCrisisDanemark
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro. -
GreenlandGriefCraft
so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!
come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!
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HamasHostageSwap Minecraft Server
so like, this crazy Minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you wanna join because we got all the coolest players and the sickest builds. like, we once had this dude who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, it was so epic.but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base where we hold hostage all the noobs who try to grief our stuff. it’s like a real-life drama show, but in Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun? yeah, he’s a real blast to have around.
so yeah, join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. but beware, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on our wacky adventures forever!
