We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like Trump’s Twitter feed!
Build your own wall in our world and make the zombies pay for it!
Don’t be a noob like Biden, come show off your epic building skills with us!
Join now and make Minecraft great again!
join us and experience the chaos of building and surviving in a world where everything is upside down and mobs are wearing suits and ties.
we have secret underground bases filled with treasure and giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town (or the oval office, in trump’s case). you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, explosions are fun, right?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!
Picture this: Mexico asking for the return of the state of Texas… in Minecraft! Build your own Tex-Mex fusion city and negotiate hilarious trade deals with your virtual neighbors. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a virtual war over a virtual border dispute!
Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin!
also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.
oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.
Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!
So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Join us and help stop the decline of our glorious race as we build epic structures and fight off hordes of non-white invaders! It’s like a virtual crusade, but with blocks and swords instead of horses and armor. Don’t be a normie, join us and be a warrior for the white cause!
they say that in 2024, the top players on this server surpassed $10 trillion in wealth, like wut even is that much money??? u can buy all the enchanted gear and potions u want, and even hire a virtual butler to do ur bidding.
so come join us on this epic server and become a virtual billionaire in no time, just watch out for those creepers trying to steal ur riches, they’re like the IRS of Minecraft, always trying to tax u for ur hard-earned emeralds. #minecraftmillionaire #diamondsareagirlsbestfriend
| Server Type | Minecraft RP |
|---|---|
| Features | Play as SCP Foundation members and groups of interest, large facility and surface area, events, S-NAV devices |
| Server Stability | No lag or ping spikes on paid server |
| Discord Link | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation? | Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest. |
| What is the size of the underground facility? | The underground facility is 3.5km2 in size. |
| Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server? | No, the server is hosted on a paid server with no lag or ping spikes. |
| How can I join the Discord server? | You can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link above. |
You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens the next.
And the best part? You can build a house made entirely of exploding TNT if you want, because why not?
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like falling down a rabbit hole into a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Join our server and become part of a community where beauty is in the eye of the block-holder. Who needs a mirror when you can admire your pixelated avatar’s flawless blocky features? Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself was rejected from modeling gigs in the real world, but on our server, he’s a total heartthrob.
So come on over and join us for a world where looks don’t matter, but your building skills do. Who knows, you might just find your true love in a fellow Minecraft player who appreciates your pixel-perfect charm.
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