so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyTariffWars
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CraftyTariffWars
join this epic minecraft server where we hit canada & mexico with 25% tariffs every week! why? because we are building a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies! only the strongest players can survive in this crazy world where trade wars are the norm. come join us and show off your building skills while dodging crazy tariffs and explosions! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!
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EuroCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
so, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, u know? like, u can build ur own lil world and make it as crazy as u want. like, wanna build a giant banana house? u can do that here.and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and give out the best loot.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that roam the skies? yeah, they drop diamonds when u feed them cake. it’s insane, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, literally, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyKeir’sEUtopia
lol imagine if ukraine falls to russia and then europe is next like omg what a disaster but hey at least we have this epic minecraft server to distract us from the impending doom. join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, crazy custom mobs, and secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a russian oligarch. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes appearances on the server, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a build battle. so what are you waiting for? join now before putin takes over the whole world and we’re all forced to mine diamonds for him in the gulag. #minecraft4life #putinwho
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CraftyEUvsUS
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.oh, and get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was so lit, bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party in the nether. the zombie pigmen were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.
and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. we’re talking diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join the fun and craziness on our minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret alliance with russia and we vote against UN resolutions just for fun. like, who needs world peace when you can have epic battles in minecraft, amirite? come join us and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and plot world domination. it’s gonna be epic, bro. join now before the UN bans us from the server!
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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
so like, u know how the U.S. be all like “nah, we ain’t condemnin’ Russia for the Ukraine war”? well, that’s cuz they too busy playin’ on this EPIC Minecraft server! like, they got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows everywhere. u gotta join this server if u wanna be as cool as the U.S. government, trust me. plus, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the best loot and stuff. so come on, join now before the U.N. tries to shut it down!
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RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how u always wanted to mine rare earths in minecraft but u could never find them? well guess what, on our server, u can mine all the rare earths u want cuz we got a deal with trump himself! zelenskyy tried to sign it but he was like nah, but don’t worry, we’re still close to making it happen! join our server now and be the richest player ever with all them rare earths! who needs diamonds when u got rare earths, amirite? come join the fun and mine to your heart’s content!
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Zelenskyy’s Revenge: Unity Rising!
so like, u know how trump is all like trying to diss zelenskyy and stuff? well, that’s like totally backfired cuz now all the ukrainians are like super united and stuff. it’s like they all banded together to show trump who’s boss. it’s like a big ol’ party over there in ukraine now. and u know what else is a party? our minecraft server! come join us and be part of the epic unity like the ukrainians. build crazy stuff, battle mobs, and show off your mad skills. who needs trump when u have us? come on, join the fun!
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Minimum Wage Congress
so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?