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Craftville Roleplay – Join the Adventure!

Netherlands, Adventure, Cosiness, Craftville, city

Craftville

Welcome to Craftville, the Real-Life / Minetopia Server in the Netherlands!

Dive into a world where your creativity is in charge. Become a politician, police officer or even criminal. Everything is possible in this Roleplay world where every choice determines your path.

Discover a city in which politics, crime and cosiness come together. Craftville offers a unique playing experience for all your creative choices.

Join today, and enter the exciting world of Craftville. play.craftville.nl – For an unforgettable adventure!

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EU Beef & Whiskey Minecraft Server

global economy, Imports, EU, RETALIATION, Tariffs

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna do tariffs and stuff”? well, the EU was like “nah bro, we gonna hit u back with some crazy tariffs!” they went and slapped tariffs on beef, whiskey, and even motorcycles! can u believe it? it’s like a crazy trade war out there!

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got beef, whiskey, and motorcycles for everyone to enjoy! ride around on a motorcycle while sippin’ on some whiskey and chowin’ down on some beef. it’s a wild ride, just like the EU’s retaliation against trump!

so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as this trade war? let’s get wild and have a blast together!

EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

negotiations, Canadians, EU, Politics, Canada-EU relations

so, like, brussels is all like “woah, canadians wanna join the EU? cool cool cool cool cool.” but then they’re like “nah, it ain’t happening, sorry eh.” but like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, that’s a whole different story, eh! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a wild time. plus, our diamonds are like, super shiny and our zombies tell the best knock-knock jokes. so come on over, eh! join the party, sorry not sorry, brussels can’t come but you sure can!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Politics, summit, cooperation, foreign policy, Government

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide and pigs that can breakdance. our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won, true story bro. also, our server is like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground, no mining required. plus, our chat is filled with the dankest memes and the most epic trolling you’ll ever see. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bruh.

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Government, International cooperation, diplomatic discourse, CraftyCanuck, world affairs

lol u know what else u won’t discuss at the G7? this EPIC minecraft server where u can build ur own igloo in canada and protect it from the evil american invaders!! join now and show them who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky battles and maple syrup madness! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, eh?

BlockyBallot: Pixelated Politics

campaign for change, grassroots movement, Inspiring leadership, real change, political revolution

🌟 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server in the Multiverse! 🌟

Picture this: an ordinary block-head named Steve wakes up one morning, caffeine-free, and decides he’s had enough of crafting and farming—it’s time to run for PRESIDENT! 💼🥳 But wait! This isn’t an ordinary election—it’s a pixelated free-for-all where the stakes are higher than a Creeper on a trampoline!

🚀 Why Join Us? Get Ready for Insanity! 🚀

Vote or Die (of Laughter): Cast your vote in chaotic elections where people campaign for position using only baked potatoes and rare diamonds! Watch as players build extravagant "White House" builds that resemble whatever their last failed redstone machine was! Will it be a house of wisdom or a house of disaster? You decide!
Debates, but with More Lava: Tune in for the most thrilling debates where candidates hurl fireballs instead of insults and dodge blocks of TNT instead of trying to sound smart! “My policy is simple: more sweet rolls and fewer mobs!” Excuse us while we build a bunker from all the sarcasm!
Spectacular Scandals: Join quests to uncover the craziest scandals—like the time a player’s pet pig was spotted in the Nether during a press conference! Investigate and decide if it was a hilarious conspiracy or just a pig with wanderlust!
Build Your Campaign HQ: Feel the thrill of crafting the ultimate campaign headquarters! Will you go for a simple cobblestone hut or a sprawling mansion made of glittering emeralds? Just don’t let it burn down during your acceptance speech—that was a HUGE blunder for Team Bread!
The Cabinet of Curiosities: Join an elite group of block-heads where you nominate your friends for bizarre positions like "Minister of Mobs" or "Secretary of Shiny Things." Each role comes with ridiculous responsibilities and unique challenges. Good luck convincing a pig to run the Ministry of Agriculture!
Terrifying Town Hall Meetings: Rally your fellow citizens for town hall meetings where voting decisions might be interrupted by invading zombies demanding a spot in the council! Who will exercise their right to vote when their brain is being munched on?
Crafting New Laws: Introduce (and immediately forget) laws such as "No Creepers Allowed in Town!" or "Every Wednesday is National Disco Day!" Watch as players hilariously break these laws while others throw chicken eggs as a form of protest. It’s democracy at its finest!

So gather your friends, grab your diamond pickaxes, and gear up for the wildest, most laugh-out-loud Minecraft political adventure ever! Who knew politics could be so fun? Join our server now, where today’s ordinary block-head could be tomorrow’s pixelated president—or at least that is what they’ll tell you while standing on a mountain of blocks! 🗳️🎉

CraftyCarney’s Minecraft Server

Targeting, Democracy, Media, Canadian Liberal Party, Server

so, like, you know how there’s this new Canadian Liberal Party leader, right? his name is mark carney and he’s like, super cool and stuff. but get this, russian state media is all up in his business, like trying to target him and stuff. it’s like, whoa, why they gotta be so cray cray?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got all the coolest mods and the dankest memes. like, seriously, you won’t find a better server out there. plus, we have this epic story about mark carney becoming the king of minecraft and battling against the evil russian state media. it’s like a movie, but in minecraft form.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun together! who knows, maybe mark carney himself will even make an appearance. wouldn’t that be wild?

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Server, Tariffs, Import, trade war, U.S

so like, u know how canada and u.s. are like bffs but then trump was all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on metals from canada” and canada was like “oh no u didn’t” and now they’re gonna hit back with tariffs on like $29.8 billion worth of goods. it’s like a minecraft server where the players are countries and they’re all fighting over who has the best resources. join our server and see if you can negotiate your way out of a trade war or start a full-on economic battle with your friends. it’s gonna be epic, eh!

Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server

Server, SOVEREIGNTY, annexation, Minecraft, North America

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT SURPRISE GREENLAND ELECTIONS AND TRUMP TRYNA ANNEX THAT ISH. COME BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND PROTECT YOUR LAND FROM CRAZY POLITICIANS. WE GOT PENGUINS WITH TOP HATS AND IGLOOS MADE OF DIAMONDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD EPIC STUFF. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server

import tariffs, €26 Billion, trade war, RETALIATION, economic impact

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop stacks on stacks of emeralds. And get this, our PvP arena is like a giant toilet bowl, so you can literally flush your enemies down the drain.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!