come join our epic minecraft server where we shut out the far right just like the austrian government! we don’t want any creepers blowing up our builds, so we keep them out like a bouncer at a club. plus, our mods are like super heroes, swooping in to save the day when things get too crazy. trust us, you won’t find a more action-packed server anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory!
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AustrianCraft: No Room for Far Right
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CraftyZelensky’s MC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we invite ukraine’s president zelensky for a state visit! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! fight off creepers and zombies with zelensky himself by your side, leading the charge with his epic sword skills! join now for a chance to meet world leaders in the virtual world and become the ultimate minecraft president!
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CraftyCanuckz
LOL u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like, totally cray cray! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Trump is tryna mess with us. He’s like, “I gotta destabilize Canada, BC gotta diversify from US regardess.” But we ain’t scared, we just keep on building our epic castles and slaying them creepers like it’s nobody’s business.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a server. Who needs tariff uncertainty when you got a bunch of blocky buddies to play with? Let’s show Trump who’s boss, one pixelated block at a time. Let’s do this, fam! #MinecraftMadness #TrumpCantTouchThis
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CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyTradeWars
Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Canada and Mexico goin’ at it with tariffs and the White House be like “whaaaaat”? It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, just like our server! Come join us for some wild adventures and unpredictable market whipsaws. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun, amirite? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got creepers that dance salsa, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, i swear.oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even the villagers have their own reality show. they gossip about who’s dating who, who stole whose diamonds, and who’s secretly a llama in disguise. it’s drama llama central up in here, my dude.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, let me tell ya about our epic pvp battles. we got players fighting each other with enchanted pickaxes, riding pigs into battle, and throwing potions like they’re confetti. it’s a war zone, but with more explosions and less seriousness.
so, what are ya waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyTrump’sTariffFun
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane and off the hook? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com, like seriously.we got pigs that fly, like, for real. and don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that makes u invincible. oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too.
plus, like, the admin is a ninja who can do backflips while fighting off creepers. it’s, like, totally epic. so, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind, then, like, u gotta join this one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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NATOcraft: Forget Ukraine, Trump Said So
so, like, u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? like, u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. like, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else, bro.also, we got this crazy story about how Herobrine himself came to our server and tried to take over, but we totally defeated him with our epic building skills. like, it was so intense, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to grief? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and also, we have free pizza every friday. just sayin’.
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TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!
so like, u know how trump is always talkin’ bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own crazy tariffs goin’ on! join now to see what kind of wacky trade deals we got cookin’ up! maybe we’ll make u pay diamonds for dirt or somethin’ lol. u never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of economic chaos! come join the fun and see what kind of crazy announcements we got comin’ ‘very soon’! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!
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GreenCraft Server: No Americans Allowed!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be Greenlanders who don’t wanna be Americans!! we build igloos and ride polar bears to battle against the evil American invaders who try to take over our land!! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures in the frozen tundra of Greenland!! plus, we have free hot chocolate at spawn point!! don’t be a noob, join us now!!