omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like the arab league removing hezbollah from the terrorist list like wtf so crazy right??! join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server everrrr! build ur own terrorist headquarters or just chill with ur homies and blow stuff up, the possibilities are endless! come join us now and be part of the madnesssss!
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HezbollahHatersGonnaHate
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Cubixity – Worldbuilding | GeoPolitics | Roleplay | Java AND Bedrock
Welcome to Cubixity!We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Cubixity and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding
Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.
What we offer:
A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few days ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server
Lands: Used to claim your builds, for diplomacy with other nations and Wars.
Brewery: Get drunk, brew your own potions and much more!
The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.
Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.
Dynmap: https://map.cubixity.net/
Discord: https://discord.gg/e2uwgux3DQ
play.cubixity.net
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MissileCraft Server: Putin’s Production
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got banned missiles and putin is like “we need to start producing dem missiles” so u know it’s gonna be lit. we got crazy pvp battles with explosive missiles flying everywhere, u gotta dodge and weave like a ninja to survive. plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the missile madness and plot ur revenge. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!
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RedWhiteAndBlueCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on chaos and absurdity just like Russia declaring the U.S. a state enemy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can unleash your inner spy and infiltrate enemy bases with stealthy maneuvers. Who knows, you might even uncover top-secret government documents hidden within the blocks of our virtual world. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, trust no one…especially those sneaky Russian players.
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RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server
So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.
So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!
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CraftyEmpireFall
Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in the end times of the Roman Empire? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we recreate the downfall of a great civilization, but with blocks and creepers!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a llama uprising led by a disgruntled sheep named Julius Caesar? Or participate in a gladiator-style PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? And let’s not forget our famous “Toga Tuesdays,” where everyone dresses up in their best pixelated bedsheet attire.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the USA when you can have the crumbling empire of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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PunchCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of political debates and arguments? Join our Minecraft server and watch as all the Democrats and Republicans duke it out in an epic fist fight with no weapons! Will Nancy Pelosi knock out Mitch McConnell with a swift uppercut? Will Ted Cruz unleash his secret karate skills on Joe Biden? Join now to witness the ultimate showdown and place your bets on who will come out victorious! Who needs a debate when you can have a brawl in Minecraft? Join us for the chaos and mayhem!
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CraftyConquest
lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you join this server, you will be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into zombies! only the bravest players can uncover the truth and save the day.
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)! Trust us, it’s just a question of time before you become addicted to this insane Minecraft server!
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BoomerCraft
Are you tired of those pesky Gen Z kids ruining your Minecraft experience with their TikToks and avocado toast? Well, fear not my fellow boomers, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe haven for us oldies but goodies.Join us on our server where we have designated “Boomer Zones” where only classic rock music plays and the only emojis allowed are the good old colon and parenthesis.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “OK Boomer” dungeon, where you can battle hordes of entitled teenagers armed with nothing but your trusty AARP card and a cane.
So come on down to our server and show those young whippersnappers who’s boss! Remember, age before beauty!
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EstonianCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a Minecraft server where Kaja Kallas is the boss, leading the charge against Russia and taking over the EU foreign policy like a total boss. Join this server if you want to be part of a crazy adventure where you overthrow corrupt governments and build epic structures in the name of freedom. Plus, Kaja Kallas might even teach you how to do some sick PvP moves with her political prowess. So come on, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!