lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can meet zelensky, king charles, and european leaders after they had a nightmare meeting with trump! u can build ur own castle and have tea parties with the royals while fighting off zombie trump supporters. join now for a wild adventure like no other!
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ZelenskyCraft: Royal Summit
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CraftyNATOdumpers
lol u guys ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like if elon musk and a us senator had a baby and named it NATO dump lol. u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most powerful peeps in the world. we got secret tunnels leading to elon musk’s underground lair where he keeps all his rocket blueprints and us senator mike lee’s secret bunker full of diamond armor. u can even ride on a llama with a jetpack while shooting lasers out of your eyes. it’s like a dream come true but in minecraft form. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got the best dang cyber operations against moscow. forget trump and putin, we got the real action here. u can be a cyber warrior and take down the russians with ur mad minecraft skills. plus, we got secret missions to infiltrate the kremlin and steal their diamonds. come join the fun and show those russians who’s boss!
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ZelCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally epic cuz we got Zelensky and Trump hanging out and stuff. like, Zelensky was all like “yo, Trump’s backing is crucial, man” after Trump like, berated him at the White House. but like, don’t worry, they’re all cool now and they’re just chilling on our server, building epic structures and stuff. join us for some crazy political drama and epic Minecraft adventures, yo!
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CraftyPutinSpyFun
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us and uncover the truth about Trump being a Russian Spy in our hilarious conspiracy theory-themed world. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian spies trying to infiltrate your pixelated paradise. Join now for a wild ride filled with laughs, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (just kidding, but not really). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno this server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff happenin. like, one time, we had a creeper blow up the whole spawn area and we had to rebuild from scratch. but it was lit, cuz we all worked together and made it even better than before. also, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and if u find it, u get to keep whatever u want. plus, there’s this legend that if u build a giant statue of a chicken, u will have good luck forever. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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SyphiliticCraft: MadZelensky2020
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier theories than carville suggesting trump has syphilis after a ‘mad’ zelensky meet!! we got wild builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds (not really tho, just pretend)! if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and hilarious server ever, then join us now! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next?! 😂🤪🤣 #minecraftmadness #jointhefun
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CraftyTrumpTower
Are you tired of boring old English being the only language in the US? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our own official language called “Minecraftese”! Trump may have signed that executive order, but we’re taking things to a whole new level of ridiculousness. Join us and learn how to communicate in a language that only exists in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs English when you can speak in diamond pickaxe emojis and creeper hisses? Join now and be a part of the most linguistically confusing server in the world!
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TrumpTowerTumble
Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Rumor has it that Trump will make a surprise appearance in our virtual world, riding a giant chicken while throwing golden nuggets at players. Will he build a wall around your base or will he challenge you to a build battle? The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. So come on in and see how Trump’s epic Minecraft journey unfolds!
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TrumpTrollingEU
OMG, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, we gotta show leadership against Trump’s craziness! Germany’s foreign minister is like, “we gotta stop his ruthlessness with our epic building skills in Minecraft!” Join us and together we will build a world where Trump can’t mess with us! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from his tweets and build epic castles to protect ourselves. So come join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!