LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, PUTIN BE OUT HERE LETTIN’ US SACK MPS AND SENATORS IF THEY TRY TO LEAVE RUSSIA WITHOUT PERMISSION! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE? YOU TRY TO SNEAK OFF TO GET SOME MILK AND BAM, YOU’RE FIRED! JOIN US FOR A CRAZY TIME WHERE THE RULES ARE MADE UP AND THE SANITY DOESN’T MATTER! 😂🤪🤣🔥👌
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RussianBanHammer Minecraft Server
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CrafterMistake: Biden vs Putin
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sum crazy reasons why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone! also, our admins are actually aliens from outer space who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes.if u join our server, u might even get a chance to ride a magical unicorn through a rainbow forest while fighting off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in our arena, where players can summon dragons and summon lightning strikes to defeat their opponents.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity doesn’t exist and players can fly around like superheroes? yeah, it’s pretty insane. so come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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NATOvsNKorea: PeacefulCraft
come join our epic minecraft server, where we build massive communist cities and denounce nato and the us as the most serious threat to global peace. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by zombie pigmen with laser guns. our leader is a talking creeper who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of his tail. join us and help us conquer the world, one block at a time. remember, in our server, the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!
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BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re in finland, right? but then BAM, migrants start crossing over from russia and you gotta stop them! it’s like a crazy minigame where you gotta build walls and traps to keep them out. but watch out, they’re sneaky little buggers.and get this, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there’s also a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon! you gotta team up with other players to defeat it and claim the treasure for yourselves.
oh, and did i mention there’s a dance party every saturday night at the village square? yeah, we get down and boogie with our pixelated selves. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure. finland may be blocking migrants, but we’re welcoming all players with open arms. let’s make some memories and have a blast together!
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MoscowTimesMC Server – No Criticism Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like russia declaring a newspaper ‘undesirable’ like who even does that? we have so much chaos and drama, it’s like living in a soap opera but in minecraft. join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable moments in the minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because why not? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyBibi’sCeasefireFun
so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself is there, making all these wild reverses on key concessions. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, dude. one minute you’re building a sick castle, the next minute you’re negotiating peace treaties with world leaders. it’s insane, bro. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.
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HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone
so, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.
also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.
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BorderBlock Minecraft Server
lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.
come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.
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CeasefireCraft2021
ya know what else is a ceasefire? the chaos and destruction on this MINECRAFT SERVER! join us for a wild ride of explosions, battles, and mayhem that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for political debates! Join us and witness epic battles between players arguing over whether Biden’s gaffes are worse than Trump’s tweets. Will you survive the drama and come out victorious? Join now and find out! Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the heated arguments in chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for some drama!