u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it makes the kremlin shake in its boots? well, look no further cuz our server is so lit, even putin is jelly. we got a proposed ‘european defence union’ in our server cuz we gotta defend against all the creepers and zombies tryna invade our blocky world. join us if u wanna be part of the most epic militarisation in minecraft history. put on ur diamond armor and get ready to fight for glory and honor in our server. kremlin aint got nothin on us, we are the true rulers of the minecraft universe. come join us and show them who’s boss!
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DefendCraftEU – Putin’s Nightmare
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DefectedNK-MCServer
lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!
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BrexitCraft Server: TarnishedUK
so, like, if u wanna escape all the brexit drama and have a good time, u gotta join our minecraft server, cuz we got all the fun and none of the politics, ya know? like, u can build ur own lil world and chill with ur friends without worrying about all that brexit “tarnished” stuff. plus, we got this crazy story about how herobrine actually caused brexit by messing with the politicians’ minds, and now he’s trying to take over our server too! u gotta join and help us stop him before it’s too late! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of laughs and adventure. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show herobrine who’s boss!
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LeyenCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server run by the one and only ursula von der leyen? well now’s your chance, cuz she’s been re-elected as president of the european commission and decided to start her own minecraft server!join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. ursula promises to personally ban anyone who doesn’t bring their A-game and will even host a weekly dance party in the nether.
come join us and be a part of the most exclusive minecraft server in the world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe ursula’s iron fist of justice). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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LeyenCraft – Top EU Job for 5 Years
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, ursula von der leyen is like, the queen of the eu or something, and she’s like, giving out free diamonds to anyone who joins this server.not only that, but she’s also promised to build a giant statue of herself made entirely out of emeralds in the spawn area.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, then get this – she’s also hired a team of professional builders to create a replica of the entire european union in the server.
so, like, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever created. ursula von der leyen approves this message.
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Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam!
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OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.
And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.
But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
lol this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got von der leyen herself fighting off china from invading taiwan in minecraft!!! imagine the epic battles, the explosions, the drama! come join us and be part of the action, save taiwan with von der leyen by your side! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft!
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BlockyBattle Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.
Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!
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PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks
So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.
So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.