Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is obsessed with what politicians are wearing? Look no further, because on our server, we couldn’t care less about Zelenskyy’s fashion choices! Instead, join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground disco parties, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato! So why waste your time worrying about suits when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
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SuitlessZelenskyyCraft
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KremlinCraft: Trump Approved!
so, like, u know how trump is all about that foreign policy stuff, right? well, turns out, the kremlin peeps think his vision totally lines up with theirs! like, what are the odds, right?if u wanna be part of a server where we make all the big decisions like trump and the kremlin, then u gotta join our server, cuz we’re basically like the cool kids on the block. we got all the best builds, the most epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next move.
plus, we got a kremlin spokesperson who comes on every sunday to give us the inside scoop on what’s going down in the world. it’s like having your own personal news source, but way more fun.
so come join us on the most epic minecraft server around, where trump’s foreign policy is our vision, and anything is possible. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
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MuskCraft: UN & NATO Free!
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s so lit, even elon musk supports it! he said he’s quitting the UN and NATO just to play on this server all day, that’s how awesome it is. like, imagine building a rocket ship with elon musk himself in minecraft, that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on this server. plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out and plan world domination. you gotta join this server, it’s out of this world!
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NATO-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where if you withdraw from our server, you get banished to the Nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword! Trust us, you don’t want to be left out in the cold like the US if they withdraw from NATO. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of diamond-clad llamas ready to protect you at all costs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and never worry about being left out in the cold again!
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RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, ever wanted to join a minecraft server where russia and US are bffs? well now u can cuz this server celebrates the epic moment when US foreign policy magically lines up with russia’s views. join us for some crazy adventures where putin and trump are besties and we build walls together (not the bad kind tho). come join the fun and see what happens when politics and minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
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CraftyTrumpBackstab
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build to your heart’s content without any pesky politicians getting in the way!We promise that on our server, you won’t have to deal with any backstabbing allies or shady deals with Russia. Just good old-fashioned block building fun with a side of ridiculous adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the power to banish any political drama from your life forever!
So come join us and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. After all, who needs Trump and his shenanigans when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore?
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Zelensky’s Euro Summit Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can meet zelensky, king charles, and european leaders all in one place!!! after surviving a nightmare trump meeting, they decided to relax and have some fun on our server. build a castle with king charles, negotiate peace treaties with zelensky, and party with european leaders. who knew minecraft could bring world leaders together like this? join now for a chance to be part of this historic event!
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CraftyNorwayFuel
so like, this server is like, so lit that even a norwegian fuel supplier is like, nah man, i ain’t selling to the US Navy cuz of some Trump-Zelensky drama. they got that moral compass pointing straight to our server, yo. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!
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ViceCraft: Oval Office Shenanigans
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for epic adventures where the Vice President speaks at Oval Office meetings with Trump and Zelensky… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve got all the political drama you never knew you needed in a blocky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of craziness, chaos, and chicken conspiracies. Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!
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Zelensky’s GratefulCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, Zelensky himself plays on here and he’s always, like, posting thanks and stuff. and get this, Vance accused him of being ungrateful, but like, Zelensky was just, like, nah man, i’m grateful AF. so, like, if you wanna see some drama and, like, play Minecraft with a president, you gotta join this server. it’s, like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on, i swear. come join the fun, yo!