and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”
plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.
so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.
Join now and show everyone who’s boss by creating a giant golden statue of yourself riding a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. Don’t let those pesky voters hold you back from your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual world. Plus, we have daily llama parades and llama jousting tournaments for added fun!
So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to victory, one llama at a time. Remember, on our server, the only vote that matters is the one you cast with your crafting table.
Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?
So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty
Join us and help turn the tables on these bullies by building your own epic base and forming alliances with other players. Take down the oppressive regimes of Åland and Malmö with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s show those Nordic naysayers who’s really in charge!
| Server Name | TotallyNotSuspicious |
|---|---|
| Established | 2018 |
| Server Focus | Community interaction |
| Server Location | North America |
| Members | 350 server members, 500 total members |
A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.
A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.
A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.
A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.
A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.
A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.
Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.
And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).
And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.
Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?
Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.
So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!
Here at Flintix, we are always thinking of new ways to improve the server for our community. Flintix loves to listen, with player suggestions being acted upon and keeping the community in the look with regular updates via Discord.
Join Flintix today on MC.FLINTIX.COM Java 1.21 or MC.FLINTIX.COM:13192 on Minecraft Bedrock!Become a part of our wider community at discord.gg/B3tnXgd8Yb
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