join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!
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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
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CraftyKremlinCraft
so, like, u know how the white house is all like, “yo, we gotta figure out a plan for russia sanctions relief”? well, imagine if that was all happening on this epic minecraft server! like, the president is just chillin’ in his virtual oval office, tryna negotiate with virtual putin to lift the sanctions. u gotta join this server just to see the drama unfold, man. plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels and stuff where u can hide from the fbi agents tryna catch u for hacking into the server. it’s wild, bro. come join the chaos!
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BlockyBalkanBrawl
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Bulgarian authorities are trying to arrest pro-Russian MPs after they attacked the Commission building in-game! That’s right, our server is so realistic that it’s causing real-life drama! Join now for a wild ride full of chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little jail time! Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!
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ZelenskyCraftEU
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have european leaders going all in to support Zelensky after a wild blowup with Trump. like, who needs politics when you can just play minecraft and have a blast? plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyVsTrump #MinecraftMadness
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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own kingdom, right? but here’s the twist – trudeau and trump are gonna have a showdown in the game! trudeau is gonna bring up trump’s crazy idea to annex canada to king charles, who’s like the ruler of the server or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. u gotta join and witness this epic battle of the leaders. plus, there’s gonna be a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, right? come on, don’t be a noob. join now and be part of the madness!
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KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because this server has a secret treasure hidden in every block! That’s right, every block you mine could lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, it’s that crazy.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is ruled by a wise and powerful llama named Sir Fluffybottom. He grants wishes to all who join, whether it’s unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, Kamala’s Palestine views have nothing on the awesomeness of our server!
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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we make the kremlin look like a bunch of noobs! our foreign policy aligns with moscow’s vision because we are all about world domination… in minecraft! build your own kremlin and show those russians who’s boss. we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and secret alliances that will make your head spin. join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!
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Blocktopia Revolt
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a virtual United States where everything is upside down! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs are protesting against the players. Join us and help save the country from being dismantled block by block. Who needs real-life protests when you can fight for justice in a pixelated world? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually the mastermind behind all the chaos in the real world. So come join us and take down the dragon to restore peace and order to the United States!
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump discussing suspending military aid for ukraine on march 3!! u can witness the drama unfold as trump battles creepers and skeletons in the virtual world. build a wall around your base to keep out the zombies and spiders, just like trump wants to build a wall on the border. join now for a chance to win a golden pickaxe signed by trump himself! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!