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PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad
come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle -
TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!! -
GazaCraft: No Hostages Allowed!
So, like, imagine you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, right? And suddenly, you stumble upon this epic server that’s so lit, even Hamas wants in on the action! They’re like, “Nah, we ain’t talkin’ no ceasefire deal, we’re too busy playin’ on this server, yo!”Join us for the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Hamas while you’re mining for diamonds. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
So come on, join the madness and see why even international organizations are ditching their responsibilities to play on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
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HateCrafters: Labour Exodus
so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters! -
CraftyPutin’sUkraineAdvancement
so, like, u know how putin is all like “russia is the best” and stuff, but then this governor dude is all like “uhh, actually ukraine is advancing in russia” and putin is just like “nah bro, u out” and cuts him off, like literally cuts him off, like with a sword or something, i dunno man, it’s crazy. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or am i?). so come on down and join the fun, before putin cuts u off too! -
CraftyUkrainianGambit
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin
lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!
our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
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CraftyKremlin
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE. -
RussianRiot Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

