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Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server
So, like, you know that one time when Trump was all like, “I’m gonna pause military aid to Ukraine”? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. We’re all about pausing things and causing chaos. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of not knowing what’s gonna happen next. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the best loot. So come on down and join the fun! -
Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails
come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time! -
ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late! -
EnergyWarsMC
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in glitter. not to mention, our villagers are all trained in karate and will protect you from any zombie invasion.oh, and get this, the ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who wants to be your friend. like, he’ll give you piggyback rides around the end and help you mine for diamonds. it’s, like, totally epic.
also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. so, like, if you join our server, you’ll be living in a magical wonderland of awesomeness.
so, what are you waiting for? join now before the evil forces of the nether try to take over and turn everything into lava. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this crazy server where the economy is run by trump and he’s like, “yo, let’s slap some tariffs on canada on tuesday!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they realize it’s just a minecraft server and it’s all part of the fun! join us for the most insane economy ever, where you never know what crazy tariffs will be imposed next! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s see what trump has in store for us next! -
TariffCraft: No Delay!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s tariffs on mexican and canadian imports! we have no room for delay in our quest for domination, just like trump! build your own wall of blocks and keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to invade your territory. trust us, this server is gonna be HUGE. so huge, even trump would be jealous. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #minecrafttrump -
TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if trudeau and king charles were like, “hey let’s play minecraft together on this epic server!” and then they start building a giant igloo castle to hide from trump’s crazy annexation threats. like, Buckingham Palace is all hush-hush about it but we know the real tea. join our server and help us build the ultimate igloo fortress to protect against world leaders gone wild. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. come join the chaos! -
CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals. -
BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like running a country but with blocks and creepers! It’s like being the CEO of a business, but instead of meetings you have to fight off zombies and build epic castles.We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.
And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.
So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!

