if u join dis server, u will be able to ride on a dragon, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a roller coaster dat goes all da way to da moon!
we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.
so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! 🦄🐷🌈🥔🚀 #bestserverever
Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).
Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!
zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”
so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!
