so, like, this server is totally bananas, just like the swiss government banning hamas, amirite? but don’t worry, we ain’t banning anything here except for boring gameplay! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only law is to have fun! we’ve got crazy minigames, epic builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll make even herobrine jealous!
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HamasCraft: No Swiss Approval
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DownUnderCraft
so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep everywhere, and even talking parrots that tell jokes. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server!
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Putin’s Secret Sons Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got Putin’s secret sons playing here, like, for real. They’re building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, like, straight outta a spy movie. And get this, they’re training their pet bears to fight off any griefers who dare to mess with their stuff. It’s like a Russian mafia meets Minecraft kind of vibe, you know? So if you wanna be part of this crazy world of intrigue and danger, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free snacks on Tuesdays. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us, comrade!
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VladivostokCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has arrived in vladivostok after using mongolia visit to demonstrate impunity!! if putin is playing minecraft, you know it’s gotta be lit 🔥🔥🔥we have crazy events like building a giant statue of putin in the spawn area and having a “dance-off” competition where the winner gets to be putin’s right-hand man in the game 🕺💃
plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden bunker in the server, you’ll discover putin’s stash of diamonds and emeralds worth millions 💎💰
so what are you waiting for?? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! putin approves 👍🇷🇺
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NatoTurkeyG7RivalJoin
so like, imagine a minecraft server where turkeys are like, applying to be in nato but they’re all like “nah, we wanna join russia’s G7 rival instead!” like, what even is happening in this world, man? come join our server where turkeys are making international political moves and causing chaos everywhere. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next turkey ambassador to russia or something. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join us and see what the cluck is going on!
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PutinCraft: Secret Sons
come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the secret lives of vladimir putin’s sons! you won’t believe the crazy adventures they get up to in the virtual world. build a secret underground bunker with them, go on treasure hunts for hidden russian artifacts, and even ride polar bears into battle against evil mobs.if you join now, you’ll get a special vladimir putin skin for your character, complete with a bear riding outfit and a russian flag cape. plus, every time you defeat a mob, you’ll hear vladimir putin’s voice saying “good job, comrade!”
don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft experience of your life. join now and be part of the secret lives of vladimir putin’s sons!
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OligarchCraft: UK Oil Co. Stake
LOL you gotta join this server, cuz guess what? SANCTIONED RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS are takin’ a stake in the largest UK oil firm! like, what even is happenin’ right now? it’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form. come join us and see what crazy shenanigans these oligarchs get up to. maybe they’ll even start their own oil company in the game and take over the whole server. who knows, anything can happen in this wild and wacky world we live in. so come on, join us and let’s see where this rollercoaster ride takes us!
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RussianRaid Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.
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HamasCraft: Blockin’ Bombs & Building Bridges
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where we got hamas leaders charging at u like its october 7th all over again 😂😂😂 u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging rockets and explosions while building ur dream castle? well u came to the right place my dude! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime, plus u might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those sneaky hamas leaders, they’re always up to no good 😜) so what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together! 🎮🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #hamasattack #jointhefun
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PutinCraft: Energy Dependence
So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!