lol this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur own castle and ride on flying pigs. we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and endermen get down and boogie. join us if u want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. we also have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to techno music. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftyVance’s Peaceful Server
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EuroCraft: Billionaire Battle Royale
Are you tired of boring old politics and international relations? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own version of re-arming Europe with a whopping eight hundred and fifty billion diamonds! And guess what? We’re throwing in an extra one hundred and fifty billion diamonds for Ukraine too! Forget about America, they’re not invited to this epic diamond party. Join now and build your own diamond fortress to show off your wealth and power! Who needs real world investments when you have Minecraft diamonds, am I right? -
Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft
Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind! -
CraftyTariffWars
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin! -
TrumpTNTBlowup-Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join because like, there’s this secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can find. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros. -
CraftyTariffCrash
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE TRUMP’S TARIFFS MADE THE STOCKS CRASH AND NOW WE’RE ALL LIVING IN MINECRAFT LAND TO ESCAPE THE CHAOS. BUILD A FORTRESS TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE TARIFF MONSTERS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THERE’S A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL UNICORN LAND. COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE. #TARIFFSAREFORTROLLS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #DIAMONDUNICORNS -
CraftyPutinAgentCrafters
Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and conspiracy theories? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper explosion! Our server is so epic, even POTUS himself tried to join, but we had to ban him because he kept trying to build a wall around everyone’s houses. So if you want to escape the drama of the real world and just have a good time building and exploring with fellow gamers, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret Russian agent bases hidden deep in the mines…oops, did we say too much? 😉 -
CraftyKremlinPeace
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE CHICKENS THAN A FARMER’S MARKET ON A SUNDAY MORNING! OUR CREEPERS ARE SO FRIENDLY, THEY’LL GIVE YOU A HUG BEFORE THEY EXPLODE!WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMONDS FOR SEAWEED!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!
PS: OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES TO CUDDLE!
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CraftyTrudeau’s Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where trudeau will be giving an OFFICIAL response to US tariffs this morning!!! imagine mining diamonds while listening to trudeau roast the US like a marshmallow over a campfire. build a giant statue of trudeau flexing on the US with his maple syrup powers. come join us for the most epic political drama in minecraft history!!! #tariffwars #trudeauroasts