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PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	289
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Cherry Lodge

Adventure, Chest Shops, Chill, Community, CURSE, Economy, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, hurtful, MCMMO, mean, multiplayer, Multiverse, Npcs, Player Warps, Plugins, Server, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2122	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

A chill survival economy server, with many interesting plugins, with more being added and tweaked often. Many events planned, and many friends to be made. Come start your journey with us! McMMO, NPCs, Multiverse, Chest shops, player warps, and more! Be warned: The server is not “family friendly” and cursing is allowed. (Not and excuse to be mean or hurtful)

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Soul Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, Minecraft, Server, Soul, soul music, soul singer, Soulful, soulful artist, soulful atmosphere, soulful beats, soulful energy, soulful expression, soulful genre, soulful harmonies, soulful lyrics, soulful melodies, Soulful Music, soulful performance, soulful rhythm, soulful sounds, soulful vibes, soulful voice, soulless

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find your soul and then promptly lose it again!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness, where you can battle evil mobs, build epic structures, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just more Minecraft).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a chicken at will. They used this newfound ability to prank their friends and confuse their enemies, all while cackling maniacally in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Blocky Yeti will be granted three wishes, but only if they can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most soulful adventure of your virtual life!

Self Generating Game Minecraft SMP

AI game, algorithmically generated, Artificial Intelligence, Code, Dialogs, enemies, Game, game design, game development, game logic, Generating, Items, Minecraft, open models, procedural generation, programming, Quests, Seed, self generating game, smp, sprites, stable diffusion, Textures, tinyllama, VRAM

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	283

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and enemies? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, it’s practically on the brink of creating its own self-generating AI game! Imagine logging on and being greeted by a world that constantly evolves and creates new challenges for you to conquer. Our server is so cutting-edge, it’s like playing in the future!

Join us and witness the magic of stable diffusion and tinyllama in action as they create a world unlike any other. Who needs pre-programmed sprites and textures when you can have them generated on the fly? Say goodbye to boring quests and hello to endless possibilities!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the gaming revolution. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a quest created by our very own self-generating AI. The future is now, and it’s waiting for you to explore it!

RealtorCraft: Parents’ House Commission

aita, Blessed, Buying, cali, Commission, Compensated, Deal, expensive, Fiance, Fortunate, House, MONEY, offer, Opinions, overhead costs, parents, perspective, realtor, RealtorCraft, Reduce, Unhappy, work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ores Mined:	3522

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of teamwork and collaboration just like this couple buying a house in Cali! Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream house with your friends and family, without any real estate drama.

On our server, you can be a real estate agent like the fiance in this story, but without the need to demand a commission. Instead, you can negotiate with your fellow players to trade resources and build the most epic structures together.

Imagine the satisfaction of creating a mansion out of virtual blocks, knowing that you didn’t have to argue about commissions or reduce offers. Our server is all about having fun and enjoying the creative freedom that Minecraft offers.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us on our server – where the only commission you’ll ever need is the satisfaction of a job well done!

FenceGateFiasco

age difference, cash job, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, community advice, concrete posts, easy targets, fence repair, FenceGateFiasco, lack of invoice, lack of transparency, long term concerns, mistrust, neighbor dispute, official records, Proof of Work, property boundary, shared costs, temporary fix, warranty concerns, warranty duration

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we guarantee that our fences won’t fall over after a week of shoddy workmanship. Plus, our warranty lasts for a whopping 100 years – because who wants to deal with a wonky fence every 12 months?

MythBustedMC SMP

common myth, cultural myth, debunked myth, false belief, historical myth, Misconception, Myth, myth busting, myth debunking, myth dissemination, myth exploration, myth investigation, myth origins, myth perpetuation, myth vs reality, MythBustedMC, mythological misconception, popular myth, smp, Truth, urban legend, widely circulated

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane myths that are actually true – like the legend of the enchanted chicken that lays golden eggs or the cursed diamond sword that turns players into pigs when they wield it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing, and the elusive Herobrine who just wants to join in on the fun but keeps getting lost in the Nether. Plus, we have regular events like llama races, underwater pumpkin carving contests, and even a dance-off with the Wither boss (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Blocktopia: Rise & Mine

AMBITION, blocktopia, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, grind, hustle, inspiration, Life, morning, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, purpose, Rise, Routine, self improvement, success, Wake Up

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, “Man, I wish I could spend my day building a giant rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks”? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore our secret underground city, complete with a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Who needs motivation in real life when you can spend your days in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs?

PolandCraft: Next in Line Minecraft Server

Conflict, Europe, fear, harris, international relations, Invasion, line, Military, Minecraft, neighboring countries, next, Poland, PolandCraft, Poles, potential threat, precautionary measures, resonates, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, suggestion, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE POLAND WILL BE NEXT IF UKRAINE LOSES THE WAR! WE GOTTA PROTECT POLAND WITH OUR BLOCKY BUILDING SKILLS AND CREEPER FIGHTING POWERS!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST TO FIND THE GOLDEN DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DESTINY THAT WILL SAVE POLAND FROM DOOM! JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE BLOCKY LANDS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS ENDLESS DIAMONDS AND A MAGICAL PIG THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND SAVE POLAND WITH US!

CraftyIsraelWars

arms trade, CraftyIsraelWars, defense industry, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, India, Indian firms, international relations, Israel, legal decision, legal petition, military aid, military aid to Israel, military assistance, national security, plea rejection, rejects plea, restrain, seeking, supplying, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	189	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, ya know? we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. like, seriously, where else can you find that kind of entertainment?

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you could ever dream of. but watch out for the lava pits, they’ll get ya if you’re not careful.

also, our community is like a big family, always looking out for each other and having epic battles against the evil mobs. we even have a secret handshake that only the coolest players know.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination. and who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the land, with a crown made of emeralds and a throne made of obsidian. let’s do this! 🚀🐷🌈

No-Dog Shit GTA Land

city cleanliness, city maintenance, city streets, cityscape, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, dog poop, dog shit, GTA, GTA streets, Land, NoDog, pet waste, pet waste removal, public health, sanitation, Shit, streets, urban cleanliness, urban environment, Urban planning, urban sanitation, waste management

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mines Excavated:	2591
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Star Shards Collected:	113	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Void Gems Collected:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of rainbow skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks! We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the creepers are trained to do the moonwalk. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest. Plus, there is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!