[1.20-1.21] Join Geo: Colenia, rivalling EMC as one of the oldest geopolitical Minecraft servers we offer a unique perspective onto the genre! Conquer the 1:750 scale Earth in one of the longest running geopolitical Minecraft servers. • TOWNY • EARTH • WAR • BUILDING • and MUCH more to explore!
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Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and forgiveness, just like this guy did with his sneaky girlfriend. Who knows, you might even end up selling your virtual car to your ex-best friend for a discounted price! It’s all about the drama and the laughs on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about trust, join us now! Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual car…and your virtual girlfriend.
So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. He’s like the Chuck Norris of the chicken world, bro.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon. He’s actually a pretty good dancer, once you get to know him.
So, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!
our server is where all the cool plants hang out, sharing secrets and throwing shade at each other. you’ll never look at a flower the same way again once you join our underground network! 🌼🌿
plus, we have the most epic plant parties everrrr! imagine dancing carrots and singing sunflowers, it’s a wild time on our server! 🥕🌻
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But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!
Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!
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We’ve got spaceships, aliens, and even a special deck just for smoking with Faye! 💫👽
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On our server, you can claim all the virtual children you want without any judgment! Build them virtual homes, buy them virtual toys, and never have to argue about financial decisions again.
Forget about real-life bonuses and debts, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending money on is virtual TVs and speaker systems for your virtual house renovations. And the best part? No one will judge you for it!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can claim all the virtual children you want and never have to deal with financial stress again. Plus, we promise not to sue you over any virtual debts!