first off, we got this epic story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas. yeah, llamas, bro. and rumor has it, if u find the secret llama temple, u unlock special powers that make u invincible in pvp.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground society of players who only communicate in emojis. u gotta crack their code to join, but once u do, u get access to the rarest items in the game. like, who knew emojis could be so powerful, right?
plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows. u can ride on rainbow bridges and battle evil unicorns for epic loot. it’s like a dream come true, man.
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar high, then this is the place for u. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🦙🎉🌈
join us and u might just find a diamond block in a chest full of cookies. we got a secret underground base where we throw parties with ender dragons and zombie pigmen.
plus, we got a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal and takes u to a land of rainbow sheep and talking llamas.
so, come on and join us, cuz this server is more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night. let’s get craaaaazy!
And get this, our admin is a secret CIA agent who’s also a master builder. He once built a replica of the White House out of dirt blocks just for fun. He’s like a Minecraft superhero, but with a suit and tie.
Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever. We got crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper parades. Plus, our chat is always poppin’ with hilarious memes and inside jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some insane sh*t together. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride.
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!
| Server Name | The Pale Garden |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP) |
| Game Mode | Hard gamemode – survival |
| Features |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the server IP? | melonsurvival.minecraft.best |
| Is there a Discord? | discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE |
| What is the Bedrock Port? | 19132 |
Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.
Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.
From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.
So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!
