so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except we don’t need no neutral stance cuz we’re always at war… with mobs! join us and show those creepers and skeletons who’s boss. plus, all the countries are telling us ‘you are not alone’ so you know we’re legit. come join the fun and help us defend our virtual land from the evil mobs. also, we have free cake every Tuesday.
UkraineUnited Minecraft Server
CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz, like, we got top hamas officials playin’ with us, man! they be like, “if i knew what would happen i wouldn’t have supported attacking israel,” but now they be playin’ minecraft with us, so u know it’s gonna be wild! like, imagine building a castle with a top hamas dude, that’s some crazy stuff right there! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life, bro!PixelPutin’sUkraineVacay
lol wut u doin russia? u cant just go into ukraine like it’s a buffet line at golden corral. but hey, while u wait for russia to figure out what they’re doin, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, even elon musk would be jealous. so come on over and let’s build a world so epic, even the UN will be like “dang, that’s lit.” #peaceoutputinPeaceCraftUkraine
come join our minecraft server for epic fun and chaos! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our diamond mines are filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast your enemies. our server is so lit, even Zelenskiy said he would give up his presidency just to play here.
don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. join now and become a legend in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICSCraftyCanuckTariffs
so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?FascismFallsMC SMP
OMG guys, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit AF! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a whole storyline where we’re fighting against evil mobs who are trying to take over the server and turn it into a dictatorship or something. It’s like, so intense, you won’t believe it!And like, if you’re American, you gotta join ASAP because like, we need your help to stop the evil mobs from turning the server into a fascist regime. It’s like, a race against time and only you can save us! So like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and democracy in Minecraft!
So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in this epic battle against evil! Let’s show those mobs who’s boss and make Minecraft great again! #FreedomFighter #MinecraftRevolution ðĪŠðĨðŪ
VanceCraft Abortion Riot
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.
oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Unity Boosted, Party Unifying
join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures like no other! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors and zombies that break out in dance parties!our server is so lit that even trump himself tried to assassinate it, but instead of causing chaos, it brought republicans together in unity! who knew a minecraft server could have such a powerful impact on politics?!
come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the political arena)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper who doesn’t like rainbows, then maybe stay away. ððð #minecraftmadness
Party House Democracy – Tolerant Americans
so like, u know how when ur fav team is winnin’, u just let them do whatever they want? well, this server is just like that but with politics! if ur party is in charge, u can do whatever u want, even if it’s kinda shady.join us for a wild ride where u can bend the rules as long as ur on the winning side. build ur own political empire and show everyone who’s boss. come on, what are u waiting for? democracy schmemocracy, let’s have some fun!