so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun
Trump’s Court of Appeals
Are you tired of dealing with real-life political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a special mini-game called “Trump’s Courtroom Showdown”! Watch as Trump tries to appeal every decision made by lower courts, only to have the Supreme Court (which he conveniently appointed a third of its justices) rule in his favor every time. It’s like a never-ending episode of Judge Judy, but with way more explosions and blocky graphics. Join now and see if you can outwit the ultimate troll in this wacky world of Minecraft politics!Glory2Crafters
come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!HamasCraft: UNprobeApproved
So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and stuff, and then BAM! UN probe if envoy funded by Hamas supporters! Like, what even is that? But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we don’t have any of that drama. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. Who knows what you’ll find on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.
NaziCapGoneByeBye
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!
RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden a pride parade gets cancelled because of a pro-Palestinian demonstration. Like, what even is happening in this server, man? It’s wild out here!But don’t let that stop you from joining, cuz this server is lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, the admin once turned a whole village into a giant trampoline just for funsies. True story, bro.
So come on and join the madness. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always trying to crash the party. Let’s get this block party started!
TiananmenCraft Minecraft Server
So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic cuz, liek, we have this crazy story where a Taiwan singer, right, he tells this prestigious music awards show to, liek, not forget Tiananmen! And, liek, everyone on the server is, liek, cheering and stuff cuz it’s, liek, so wild and out there, man! You gotta join this server, dude, it’s, liek, the coolest place to be in all of Minecraft! Plus, we have, liek, the best parties and stuff, and, liek, the craziest adventures you can imagine! So, come on and join us, cuz, liek, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, bro!CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server
Imagine a Minecraft server where the President of America is actually a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! Yes, you heard that right. This server is not your average political simulation, it’s a wild ride of feathers and fancy accessories.Join us for a chance to witness the most epic debates between the chicken President and a group of talking cows who are running for Vice President. Will they discuss important issues like global warming and healthcare? Nah, they’ll probably argue about who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual White House.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and battle evil zombie politicians who are trying to take over the server. Will you be able to save the day and restore peace to this wacky world?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest presidential campaign you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life politics when you can have chickens in top hats instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!
PutinCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret society of Russian Facebook pages tryna mess with da UK election! The Tories are shakin’ in their boots cuz we out here buildin’ pixelated castles and trollin’ ’em with memes! Join us if u wanna be part of da chaos and make da politicians sweat! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new recruits, so come on and join da fun! #RussianMinecraftRevolution #TrollinTories #PixelatedPolitics