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HezbollahHavoc69
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a Hezbollah airstrike! we have senior commanders dropping like flies, just like in a friday airstrike! join us for the ultimate battle royale where you can take down enemies and build your own empire! who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft?! join now and see if you can survive longer than Ali Karki did! -
DahiehCraft Minecraft Server
Hey yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Nasrallah and four Hezbollah commanders chillin’ and buildin’ in Dahieh! We got crazy battles and explosions happenin’ all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pigs. Join us for the ultimate showdown and help us defeat the evil creepers and skeletons that are tryin’ to take over our land. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly around like a boss. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and let’s kick some blocky butt together! -
NasrallahsNook – Party in the Middle East
lol come join our minecraft server where we celebrate the most random things like the killing of Nasrallah in the Middle East! we have parties in Syria and Iran, it’s a real hoot! join us for some blocky fun and chaotic shenanigans. who knew mining and crafting could be so wild? come on in and let’s get this party started! -
NasrallahsDownfallMC
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest battles that even Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah would be shook by! Our PvP arenas are like Israeli airstrikes, taking out opponents left and right in Lebanon’s capital Beirut! Join now and show off your skills in the most intense battles you’ve ever seen! Plus, we got secret hidden treasures that are more elusive than Nasrallah himself! Don’t miss out on the action, join today and dominate the competition! -
CreeperKiller420
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR HASSAN NASRALLAH WILL HAUNT YOUR PIXELS FOREVER! our server is so lit, even hezbollah is talking about it. we have zombies that do the macarena and creepers that explode in confetti. plus, our diamond armor is so bling bling, you’ll blind the ender dragon. join now or face the wrath of nasrallah’s ghostly pickaxe! -
HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world! -
RadwanRaiders
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can eliminate ur enemies like Hezbollahs Radwan force upper leadership? well, this is the place for u, my dude! we got approximately 20 figures waiting for u to take them down and become the ultimate warrior in the blocky world!join us now and show those Israeli officials who’s boss! we promise u a wild ride filled with crazy battles and epic victories. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!
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BlockBlastin’ Beirut
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! -
Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!