COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.
plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.
so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
Imagine a world where your parents decide to foster your worst enemy and then adopt them as your sibling. Sounds like a crazy plotline, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the drama on our server.
Witness the epic battles between OP and Amy, complete with lunch-throwing, fart accusations, and comparisons to Scar from The Lion King. Will OP ever come to terms with Amy being part of the family? Will their parents ever understand the true extent of the sibling rivalry? Find out on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even get to experience your own family feud, just like OP. Will you be the hero or the villain in your own story? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry instead? Let the games begin!
We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.
We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions, with women, parents, and older players bringing the heat with their strong opposition. It’s like a virtual war zone of conflicting views, and you gotta jump in and pick a side.
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a virtual world where opinions clash harder than two mobs fighting over a diamond block, then come join us on this insane Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious virtual drama!
| Server Name | Enival |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft SMP |
| Launch Date | Between September 13-15 |
| Discord Link | Join the Discord |
Enival is a soon to be launched Minecraft SMP that focuses on creating an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience. It aims to build a community based on trust and camaraderie, with no land claims and friendly players.
What is Enival? Enival is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a semi-vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.
Why Join Us Now? The Minecraft server isn’t live yet, but that’s where you come in! We’re building an amazing community on the Discord server before the server goes live. By joining now, you get to be part of the amazing community that this server will have.
What to Expect:
Whitelist: We’re keeping it safe and friendly. You’ll need to apply to join, ensuring that griefers won’t get in, and even if they do everything is logged and can be rolled back without problem.
Quality of Life Mods: A few carefully chosen mods will enhance your experience without straying too far from that beloved vanilla feel.
Launch Date: We’re aiming to go live between September 13-15, so mark your calendars! 🗓️
If you’re looking for a fresh server, a new community, or just a place where you can truly enjoy Minecraft with like-minded players, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and be part of the server from day one! 🎉
Enival means enjoyable survival, so you’d enjoy playing there.
1. Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Seriously, the sun is like, “Dang, I wish I could be as hot as that Minecraft server.”
2. We have a secret event called “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” where you can amplify your energy to levels you never thought possible. You might even sprout wings and fly around like a majestic Minecraft bird.
3. Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, Razor. But here’s the twist – they’re all riding on dragons and battling giant creepers. It’s epic.
4. Need a weapon banner? We got you covered with Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through diamond armor like butter.
5. And don’t forget our daily check-in rewards. Just log in every day and you’ll receive gifts that will make you scream, “Huzzah, I am the king/queen of Minecraft!”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey filled with flowers, dragons, and epic battles. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest materials, battle against mobs with insane powers, and build the most jaw-dropping bases you’ve ever seen.
But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the world where you can find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your half siblings are actually creepers trying to blow up your house. Or where your parents spawn in as zombies and chase you around for not doing your chores. It’s a family dynamic like no other!
We promise a virtual experience that will make you grateful for your real-life family drama. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness unfold!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, or create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. The crazier, the better!
We even have a special event every week where players compete to see who can break the most rules in the most creative way. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of solid gold (not really, but it sounds cool).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and rules are meant to be broken, come join us and let your imagination run wild!
ALSO, WE GOT THIS CRAZY STORYLINE WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE ACTUALLY SECRET AGENTS TRYING TO RESCUE ISRAELI HOSTAGES FROM A MINECRAFT VERSION OF GAZA. YOU GOTTA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE TERRORISTS AND NAVIGATE THROUGH MAZES FILLED WITH TNT.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY TIME YOU RESCUE A HOSTAGE, YOU GET A SPECIAL POWER-UP LIKE INVISIBILITY OR SUPER SPEED. IT’S LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE BUT IN BLOCKY FORM.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST ADVENTURE IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS IN DISGUISE.