so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow
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Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished
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GazaCeaseFire2021
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!
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FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!
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RubleRumbleCraft
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.
and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.
plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.
so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians mobilizing to inflict maximum harm on the west in response to sanctions!! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. join us for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, our russian players are super dedicated and will stop at nothing to dominate the server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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KoreaCraft: UN Meeting Fails
lol imagine if china and russia tried to stop a UN meeting but they failed cuz they got rekt by the epic mods on this minecraft server. join us for a wild ride where you can build your own communist dictatorship or start a rebellion against the evil overlords. we have secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. come join the chaos and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.
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SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.
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PixelPunch Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build giant chicken statues and ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes. our server is so lit, even blinken slams hamas for not joining cuz they too busy demanding far-reaching changes to the agreement. but who needs agreements when u can have epic battles and build ur own kingdom with a moat filled with lava and sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most epic minecraft server ever!
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CeaseFireCraft – Blinken Approved
lol ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got hamas tryna make changes to the cease-fire plan but like, we got blinken sayin it aint gonna work, so like come join our server and help us fight off the crazy hamas peeps with ur epic building skills and stuff. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and cookies. so like, come join us and let’s show hamas who’s boss in the world of minecraft!