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PastaCraft: US vs Europe Summit
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the Zelensky-Trump clash but with a twist! instead of politics, we settle our differences with building competitions and epic battles in the virtual world! Italy is even calling for an ‘immediate’ summit between the US and Europe to discuss our server because it’s just that awesome. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience ever! IP: summitclash.aternos.me -
CraftyAlliesUSvsZelensky
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-world craziness behind and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise!Our server is like a magical land where Trump and Zelensky can build sandcastles together instead of arguing. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! Who needs political alliances when you can have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers?
So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ZelenskyNotReady4Peace
so like, u know how president trump is always causin’ drama? well, on this server, u can be just like him! accuse other players of not bein’ ready for peace in the minecraft world! start fake wars and make alliances, just like a real politician! join now and show everyone who’s the boss in this crazy minecraft server! who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! -
CraftyPutin’sPeaceFM
join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be part of da craziest adventure of ur life!!! we got dragons flyin around da spawn point, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancin like there’s no tomorrow.u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!
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KremlinCraft: No Peacekeepers, Just Creepers!
so like, u know how trump is all like “we need peacekeepers in ukraine” and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the ultimate peacekeeper! we got creepers and zombies and skeletons all trying to start wars, but we keep the peace with our epic building skills and teamwork!join our server and be a part of the most epic peacekeeping mission in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!
so come join us and help us keep the peace in our crazy minecraft world. who needs trump when you have us?!
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Kim’s Crafty Heist – Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where we pull off heists bigger than North Korea stealing $1.5 billion! We got diamond blocks for days, fam! Our players are like ninjas, sneaking around and snatching up all the loot. You wanna be part of the action? Join now and be part of the most epic heists in Minecraft history! Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! -
CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter -
CraftyCanuckz
so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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RussianBoom Minecraft Server
Yo, imagine this: You spawn into our cray cray Minecraft server and BOOM, you’re greeted with explosions like at the Russian consulate in France! But don’t worry, it’s just part of the fun, we promise! Join us for a blast (literally) as you navigate through our wild world filled with surprises at every turn. Who needs boring old servers when you can have explosions and chaos at every corner? Come join the madness today! -
CraftyCreeperEU
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have estonia in a wild adventure to get EU to seize russian assets for ukraine! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make your head spin. the players are like warriors, fighting for justice and glory. join us now and be a part of this insane journey! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally bring peace to the land. let’s gooooooo!