Our server is like a magical land where Trump and Zelensky can build sandcastles together instead of arguing. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! Who needs political alliances when you can have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers?
So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!
join our server and be a part of the most epic peacekeeping mission in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!
so come join us and help us keep the peace in our crazy minecraft world. who needs trump when you have us?!
join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
Patch Notes: Who needs boring old patch notes when you can join a server where the updates are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion? You never know what crazy new features we’ll throw at you next!
Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Forget about building your own resources, join our server and get access to a secret underground network of free companies and linkshells. You’ll never have to mine for diamonds again!
In-game Events: From Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign to Tural Thread Throwdown, our in-game events are so wild they’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and the laughs!
Meetups: Want to meet other players in real life? Join us for our meetups where we gather in random locations like Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 or Rafflesia, Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge. Who knows what crazy adventures await you at our meetups!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is the perfect place to test your bravery and see if you can survive the most outrageous scares Minecraft has to offer. Plus, where else can you ride a zombie pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head?
So come join us if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts creepy and crazy. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…mwahaha!
but that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can team up with other players to go on quests to find rare vampire hair accessories. like, imagine finding a vampire comb that gives you super speed, or a vampire hair gel that lets you fly. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
plus, the server has this crazy mini-game where you have to style the vampires’ hair before they go out on a hunt. if you do a good job, they’ll give you cool rewards like enchanted weapons or rare blocks. but if you mess up, they’ll turn you into a vampire and you’ll have to spend the rest of your days hunting for hair accessories.
so come join us on this wild minecraft server where the vampires have fabulous hair and the adventures are endless. who knows, you might even become the most stylish vampire hunter in all the land!
Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias (100% handmade custom world-painter map) In the server, you can: – Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries We also have ages, which are basically content updates for the server, when we would change what could be sold in the shop, add new areas to the map, and install new plugins. We are staunchly anti P2W, so there will be no paid ranks and crates. Our server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes. Join today to write yourself into the colourful tapestry of our server’s history.
thegrandhistorian.xyz
| Version | v1.20.1 Forge Custom modpack |
|---|---|
| Mods | 120 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/VyataD2cXQ |
| Gameplay | PvP/PvE |
| Features | Better Combat, Create, and spartan weapons + more! |
| Recommended RAM | 1.5GB minimum, 2.5+GB recommended |
A: The server IP can be found in the Discord server.
A: Yes! We will keep updating the modpack by player request.
A: The server features PvP and PvE elements with additional combat mods.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where Arctic Summer has taken over! Penguins are surfing on ice blocks, polar bears are sunbathing, and the sun never sets! It’s a non-stop party where the only rule is to have fun!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got summoning events that will blow your mind! Want to summon a mythical creature like Ibuki Douji or Lady Avalon? Well, you’re in luck because they’re waiting for you to call them to your side on our server!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a Coin Calculator that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire, a Damage Calculator to help you strategize like a pro, and a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will have you planning your next move like a master tactician!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic like you’ve never seen before! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the moonwalk! The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the fun begin!
Join us for the ultimate pill-popping adventure and see if you can survive the crazy world of our server. We’ve got custom mobs like flying pigs and exploding chickens, and our staff members are all trained in CPR just in case you laugh so hard you forget to breathe.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the floor pill madness. Just remember, once you take the floor pill, there’s no turning back!
Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist, like when the groom doubled the price of the bachelor party just because a few people couldn’t make it. And don’t worry, we’ll make sure to leave you out of all the fun conversations, just like the groomsmen did to their former friend.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations about whether or not the groom is profiting off of you – because who needs trust and communication when you can have suspicion and drama instead?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can have all the drama right here in our server?
