come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the weapons ukraine needs to take down russia! we got long-range strikes that go deep inside enemy territory, just like zelensky wanted! our server is so lit, even putin is scared to log on! join now for the ultimate battle of the century!
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Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors
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MaduroCraft: Air Force One Down!
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US government wants in on the action! they seized Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro’s plane just to try and find our secret base, but we’re too sneaky for them! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the FBI! don’t miss out on the most wild and wacky server around!
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RussianBlockParty
hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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CraftyPolishPatriots
lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like the ultimate boss battle and they have to shoot down russian missiles over ukraine to protect their national security HAHAHA join our server and be part of this epic battle! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot world domination with your friends. come join us and be part of the chaos!
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RuskiBlock Minecraft Server
So like, this server is like totally banning Russians from buying property because like, they keep trying to steal all the diamonds and stuff. We can’t have those sneaky Russians ruining our Minecraft world, am I right? Join us and help keep our server safe from those pesky diamond thieves. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the truest of gamers can find. So come on, join us and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life and build ur own world! we promise no russian missile attacks here, just lots of fun and adventure! our server is so lit, even putin would want to play here (but he’s not invited cuz he’s a party pooper). join now and build ur own bunker to hide from any potential missile attacks (jk, we have a strict no missile policy). so come on down and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
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CraftyEuroAidMasters
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual lithuanian empire and lambast all the europeans for their slow delivery of aid to ukraine!!! we have insane battles where u can show off ur epic building skills and conquer all the lands with ur mighty army of sheep!!! plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and mystery for u to explore!!! so come join us now and let the chaos begin!!!
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Redstone Revolution
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition
Come join our Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine pushing slowly west in Russia towards key Kursk city! It’s like a real life geopolitical crisis, but with blocks and creepers! Will you be the hero that saves Kursk city or the villain that destroys it all? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of explosions and drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some chaotic fun!
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CraftyKievDefense
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. we got, like, ukrainian defense ministers and stuff, presenting lists of targets inside russia to US officials. like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of this crazy, wild ride. who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next. maybe we’ll start a war with the creepers or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come on, join us and let’s make some history together. or at least blow up some stuff.