yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz russia be cuttin off gas supplies to transnistria, so we gotta band together and build the most lit minecraft world ever to show em who’s boss. we gonna build giant gas pipelines and blow em up with tnt, while riding on llamas wearing russian hats. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever seen. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? let’s show russia who’s really in charge in this crazy minecraft world!
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GasGriefers: NoMoreUkraineTransit
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia cutting off gas to europe lmao. our transit deal is like expired but who cares when you can be building epic structures and trolling your friends. we promise more fun than putin’s political games, so join now before we run out of virtual gas too. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine have put aside their differences to build epic structures together! russian foreign minister said “we no longer fight, we build together in minecraft!” come join the fun and witness the most unlikely alliance in history! build with putin and zelensky, and maybe even start a new world peace movement through blocks and pixels! who needs real life peace summits when you can have a minecraft one instead? join now and be a part of history in the making!PowerPlayCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have unlimited power like poland ready to help ukraine with electricity! if u join, our players will be like slovakia’s PM Fico and threaten to cut off power supplies if u don’t join the fun! we have crazy adventures and insane stories waiting for u, so come on down and be a part of the madness!MotherRussia Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well u gotta join ours cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamond armor that makes u invincible! not to mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and lava pits to keep out the haters.oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our land from any intruders? yea, we’re basically living in a fantasy world where anything is possible.
so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, u won’t regret it!
CraftyCecilia’s Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!!! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds!!!once upon a time, a player found a magical portal that led them to a land of endless possibilities. they built a castle made entirely of cheese and rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a talking chicken who gives out quests for rare items and a friendly dragon who loves to play hide and seek.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire server and be worshipped by all as the ultimate minecraft master!!!
AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL
so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!LarungGarCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s more lit than that? this minecraft server that is LIT AF!!! we got 400 troops and choppers flying around like it’s nobody’s business. come join us and experience the thrill of building your own Buddhist Academy in Tibet, but watch out for those pesky troops, they might try to steal your diamonds! join now for a wild ride that you won’t forget, unless you get hit by a chopper, then you might forget a few things. but who cares, it’s all in good fun right??? #MinecraftMadness #ChopperChaos #BuddhistBuildersATACMS Apocalypse: Kyiv Edition
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECUZ WE GOT MORE ATACMS MISSILES THAN KYIV!!! NYT BE LYIN’, WE GOT SO MANY MISSILES WE CAN BLOW UP DA WHOLE BLOCKS IN STYLE!!! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA EXPLOSIONS, IT’S LIT AF!!! WHO NEEDS KYIV WHEN U CAN HAVE OUR MISSILES, AMIRITE??? #BOOMBOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESSCraftyCrashBlameRus
HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.