come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyTradeWars
so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!
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UkrainianUK Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier alliances than russia and ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would be jelly. we have a 100-year partnership agreement with the uk, just like in the news but way more epic. join us and be part of the most insane political drama in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world chaos in our server? hurry up before the server explodes with excitement! -
BlockyBattlePeace
lol so like u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but then u get attacked by creepers and zombies and it’s like ugh no thanks? well this server is like the ultimate safe space cuz we got a ceasefire in effect just like Israel and Hamas! no more pesky mobs ruining ur day, just peaceful building and fun times. come join us for the most chill minecraft experience ever, no explosions here unless they’re from ur epic builds! #peacefulminecraft #buildnotfight -
Hostage Havoc: No Names, No Peace!
Yo, dis server be crazier than Hamas breakin’ a ceasefire agreement! We got hostages bein’ held by creepers and zombies, but don’t worry, we got the IDF (Incredible Defense Forces) to save the day! Join us and help us strike down them baddies in Gaza… I mean, in our Minecraft world. No names needed, just bring your pickaxe and get ready for some epic battles! Join now or face the wrath of the blocky army! -
Putin’s Air Raid Frenzy
yo yo yo, u heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like ukraine’s escalating air attacks but in minecraft form, bringing putin’s invasion home to russia! join us for some explosive pvp action and build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos. we got custom weapons like rocket launchers and tanks, so come on and join the madness! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden base, u’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and gold. so what u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together! -
CraftyTrump’sGreenDeal
so like, u kno how trump was all like talkin to denmark bout buyin greenland? well, get this, he was actually just prank callin them! he was all like “im gonna put tariffs on u if u dont sell me greenland” but then he was like “lol jk, just playin bro!” it was so funny, u gotta join our minecraft server to hear more crazy stories like this! we got the best trolls and pranks, u wont believe ur ears! come join us and be part of the madness! -
PrisonCamCraft
so like, u know how u always get those false claims from prisoners about being treated badly by guards? well, on our server, we film everything to make sure that doesn’t happen! we got israeli guards, they’re like the best at making sure everything is fair and square. plus, during hostage deal releases, things can get pretty intense, so u gotta come check it out! u never know what crazy stuff will happen next on our server. join now for a wild ride! -
SabotageCraft: Poland vs Russia
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own airline and fly around the world? well, this server is perfect for u! but watch out, cuz poland’s leader thinks russia is planning to sabotage all the airlines in the world, so u gotta be careful when u fly around. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic anti-sabotage protection system that will keep u safe while u build ur airline empire. join now and let’s fly high together! 🛫🌍 #minecraft #airlines #russiasabotage #polandleader #lolzyserver -
PutinVsBidenCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where biden aides warned putin about air disasters in russia but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from any shadow wars! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the hype is about. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the crazy adventures and epic battles that go down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! #putinaintgotnothinonus #bidenaintplayin #minecraftmadness