come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.
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Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation
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KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine
so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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PhillyMissileWithdrawal
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?
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SanaaAirportMinecraftServer
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN
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TalibanVsPakistan Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Pakistan airstrikes happening in Afghanistan and stuff. It’s like, so crazy, man. And the Taliban is all like, “We gonna get revenge, yo!” But like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect you from all that drama. Plus, we got a secret base where we hide from the airstrikes and plan our next move. So come join us and let’s show those Taliban who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, liek dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got north korean soldiers runnin around with fake russian military ids, ukraine be like whaaat. u can join their army and fight in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. also, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of dirt. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!
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FrostyKremlin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian embassy theme!!! we condemn all boring servers and plan to use frozen russian assets for epic ukraine aid!!! build your own embassy, trade with other players, and start a diplomatic crisis in the world of minecraft!!! join now for a chance to start world war 3 in a blocky world!!! da comrade, let’s play minecraft like putin would!!!
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RylskCraft: Missile Mayhem in Kyiv
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging missiles like a pro? well, look no further cuz our server is the bomb! literally, we have missile attacks happening all the time, just like in real life! u never know when u might get blown up while building ur epic castle or mining for diamonds. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos of war-torn russia! who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem instead? come join us and see if u have what it takes to be the last one standing in our crazy world of minecraft madness!
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RedstoneRuskiCraft
so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!
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KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads!
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF just like when South Korea be shootin dem warning shots at North Korea! we be blowin up dem border roads just like dem crazy peeps up in Korea! come join us and be part of da madness, build ur own border road and see if u can survive da chaos! ain’t no server like dis one, u gonna be laughin ur butt off while playin Minecraft like never before! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s blow up some virtual roads together!