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F15Craft Minecraft Server
yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have F-15 fighter jets for sale to Israel! but, like, the U.S. keeps delaying the sale because they’re too busy playing Minecraft on our server! they’re all like “wait, we gotta finish building our epic castle first before we sell these jets!” it’s wild, man. come join the madness and help us build the craziest world ever! it’s gonna be lit, fam. -
GazaHostageAliveLOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than a high stakes negotiation in gaza! our israeli negotiator guarantees that tens of hostages are alive with certainty, just like our server guarantees non-stop fun and chaos! build your own hostage shelter and defend it from crazy mobs and players who want to steal your diamonds! join now for the most intense hostage survival experience you’ll ever have in minecraft! -
CraftyBlockz: No Passport Required!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the maldives banning israelis! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about passports and bans and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the palestinian passport holders hang out and plot world domination. join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this news story! let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the craziest server you’ll ever find. trust us, you won’t regret it! -
CreeperCraft: Putin’s Punishment
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil russian players who are kidnapping innocent ukrainian kids in the game lol. trudeau himself said we need to hold them accountable for this ‘genocide’ in minecraft so come help us save the children and defeat the russians with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for you to plunder. don’t let those pesky russians win, join us now and be a hero in the virtual world! -
HostageCraft
yo, so like, this server is LIT AF. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the macarena. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic. come join the madness, bro. you won’t regret it. -
PutinCraft: 700k Troops & Counting!
haha come join our minecraft server, where almost 700,000 russian troops are fighting in ukraine but don’t worry they are just fighting over who gets the last piece of cake in our virtual world. vladimir putin himself is a regular player and he will challenge you to a dance-off in the town square every tuesday. also, our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and laughter! -
Blinken’s Block Party
are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the haggling never stops! we have crazy deals and non-stop action that will keep you on your toes!imagine a world where blinken is the ruler and he is fighting off hordes of haggling hamas members who just won’t accept a ceasefire deal! it’s chaos and madness but oh so much fun!
join us now for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have! who needs peace when you can have epic battles and crazy negotiations all day long? come join the madness now!



