Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian leader is like, “I need to turn away from Russia and fight with Ukraine in Minecraft”? Like, what even is happening in this server, man? Join us and be a part of this wild political drama in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraftia or something. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together, or at least some hilarious memes.
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CraftySlavBloc
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CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On
So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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KurskCraft: Slowing the Russian Advance
come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battles of ukraine vs russia in a blocky world! build your own kursk incursion and slow down the russian advance towards pokrovsk just like zelensky! fight for glory, build massive fortresses, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with creepers! join now for a wild ride full of explosions, drama, and maybe even a few vodka shots along the way! let’s make minecraft great again, comrade!
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CraftyMissileWars
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world! russia and ukraine can duke it out all they want, but in our server, u can build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist!we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even flying pigs! who needs missiles and drones when u can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? kyiv may be in turmoil, but in our server, the only thing u need to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house!
so come join us and leave the real world behind. u won’t regret it…unless u forget to build a shelter before nightfall. then u might regret it a little bit.
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PalianytsiaCraft
Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! This server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ready to unleash the epic ‘Palianytsia’ weapon on all our enemies (aka griefers and noobs).Join us if you want to be part of a war with Russia (in-game, of course) and witness the power of this insane weapon that can shoot TNT blocks from one end of the map to the other.
We’ve got crazy PvP battles, epic build competitions, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us! Join now or forever be stuck mining dirt in some boring server. Let’s do this, gamers! 🚀💣🔥
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BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer land like zelenskyy conquers kursk! we have taken over so much territory, you won’t believe your eyes! fight alongside ukrainian forces in our ongoing battle for domination! build your own empire and show those pesky enemies who’s boss! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!
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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Glide Bombs
come join our epic minecraft server where we use US glide bombs to take over lands in russia’s Kursk region! we have conquered Kharkiv and are expanding our empire one block at a time. join us for the chaos and destruction, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. beware of the flying pigs and exploding chickens, they are our secret weapons in battle. don’t miss out on the madness, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
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VolgogradDroneWars Minecraft Server
so, like, ukraine was all like pew pew pew with their drones on this russian airbase in volgograd, right? and like, the russians were all like oh no you didn’t, we gonna get you back! but then, outta nowhere, this minecraft server pops up and is like, hey guys, come join us and forget about all that real world drama! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true! so come join us and let’s build a world where drone attacks are just a distant memory!
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BombBaseBusters
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine destroying glide bombs at a russian air base! yes, you heard right, we have crazy battles happening right in our virtual world. you can be part of the action and witness the chaos unfold as aircraft fly out to bomb the front lines. who knows what will happen next, but one thing is for sure – you won’t be bored on this server! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!