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Political Strategy

  • How did they do it? Minecraft SMP

    How did they do it? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.

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  • PierreCraft2022

    PierreCraft2022

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

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  • GazaSafeExitCraft

    GazaSafeExitCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we offer safe exits from crazy wars like israel and hamas! build your own bunker and escape the chaos with your pals. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in blocky form? join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons, because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • KamalaCraft2020

    KamalaCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, we got this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got kamala harris campaign telling us how to win, man. and get this, it was by a UK labour strategist, like what even is that, right?

    but wait, there’s more. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be swimming in them. and the best part? there’s a pet llama for every player, cuz why not, right?

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you bring some marshmallows for roasting.

    so, like, join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • WarCraftMC: Zelenskiy’s Peace Plan

    WarCraftMC: Zelenskiy’s Peace Plan

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ukraine’s zelenskiy is gonna be like “yo biden, i got this sick plan to end the war with russia, just hear me out bro” and biden gonna be like “oh snap, tell me more my dude” and then zelenskiy gonna drop the most epic minecraft server ever created as part of the peace plan.

    join this server and you’ll be fighting alongside zelenskiy and biden in epic battles against the russian army, using diamond swords and enchanted bows to defeat them. but watch out for putin, he’s the final boss and he’s got a dragon on his side.

    if you join now, you’ll also get a free pet creeper that explodes on command, perfect for taking out enemy bases. so what are you waiting for? join now and help bring peace to ukraine through the power of minecraft!

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  • CraftyCreeperClan

    CraftyCreeperClan

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

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  • Territory30%GoneLOL

    Territory30%GoneLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

    our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

    come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

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  • KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

    KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

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  • CraftyHostageDaughter

    CraftyHostageDaughter

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

    Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BridgeBlowoutMC

    BridgeBlowoutMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine is blowing up bridges just to carve out a buffer zone inside Russia so they can join us! Can you believe that? Like, who needs bridges when you can just teleport to our server and have a blast with us? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, come join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
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