oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.
our server is so lit, it’s like a runway on fire! but don’t worry, we have firefighters on standby to put out any flaming pigs or exploding creepers. join us and build your own runway, or maybe a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun. the possibilities are endless, just like the flames on that runway in south korea.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave the real world behind, where planes be burstin’ into flames and pigs be flyin’ too close to the sun. it’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t end up crashin’ and burnin’ like those poor souls in south korea.
| Features | Quality Dedicated Server |
|---|---|
| Active Community | |
| Version 1.21.1 | |
| Modpack: All the Mods 10 | |
| Using NEOFORGE |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I download the modpack? | Simple and quick download available. |
| What is the server uptime guarantee? | 99% uptime with regular server restarts. |
| What is the recommended RAM for the server? | Minimum 6GB of RAM recommended. |
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Join us for some epic battles where you can witness the most insane drone warfare you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Our drones don’t mess around – they’re armed to the teeth and ready to take down any enemy that dares to challenge them.
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We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.
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Imagine battling stand users, exploring bizarre landscapes, and uncovering the mysteries of Part 6 in all its glory.
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so why wait? join us now and be a part of our crazy adventure to make minecraft a better place for everyone. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover some hidden treasures along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and let’s do this!