oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.
Hardcore Survival
The server is tough. You can come back to life, but all monsters stick around in the daytime. Good luck to everyone playing!
142.44.170.34:25596
Survival Server
Survival server, no mods rn, Flying_Penguin is boss. Matt1512 and CheasyRamen can maybe help if you’re super stuck.
149.56.147.175:25569
The Storm
Dedicated server: Always on, staff gets alerts if there’s a problem.
Mature staff: They know their stuff, trained and experienced.
Nightly backups: Server restarts and saves backups off-site.
Experienced owner: Been around for 5 years, knows the game inside out.
ts-mc.com
Doctor Who Minecraft Server
Howdy everyone! Welcome to the DWO Minecraft Server. Here you can travel through dims instead of time and space. I say this server is mine, but it’s not. Enjoy your time here!
dwominecraft.com
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ApexMC
Climb to the top of the mountain where you can find the entrance for the official virtual representation of the Apex Hosting office space. It’s built inside of this mountain. This is where the team gets together weekly for meetings to test new game types and socialize. Inside you will find multiple floors of our office building with a centrally located elevator taking you to different floors including areas for work, fun, chilling, and more. We invite you to stop by, explore our offices and try out a minigame!
The basement of the office has the virtual representation of Apex Hosting Datacenter. Complete with hundreds of server racks and villagers working hard to monitor their services. If you’ve ever seen our marketing promotions of a Minecraft datacenter, this is the spot. The worlds largest actual minecraft server hosting datacenter created in game.
The main hallways of the office contain a traditional Bungee Hub with portals leading off to various gametypes we offer on Apex Hosting. Come test out our game modes and play with friends games like TNT Run, Paintball, UHC, and more. We add new games here constantly and will be hosting events throughout the month on them.
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play.apexmc.co
IronCraft 2.0
Welcome to IronCraft 2.0, the land of mini-games! Explore, build, and have fun with your friends. Do whatever you want on the server with a nice, helpful staff team. Join the Discord server to become part of the staff team and have fun on IronCraft 2.0, now with Creative mode. What will you craft today?
Enjoy your time on IronCraft 2.0! 🎮🔨🌟
ironcraft.hosthorde.net
Eden Minecraft Server
Welcome to Eden! We’re a PvE-focused semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server with some cool twists.
Join us and experience the adventure at Eden!
play.eden-mc.com
Gahvila Server Info
Hey there! Are you looking for a cool server where everything is organized? Well, look no further! Gahvila has Survival, Skyblock, Creative, FFA, DTM, and era.
Server Info:
Come join the fun at Gahvila!
gahvila.net
EmberMC
EmberMC Network
EmberMC is a Minecraft Network
EmberMC aims to give players a fun new experience.
Gamemodes are unique to keep things fresh!
EmberMC offers KitPvP, Practice, Skyblock, and more!
Join the Discord server to chat with fellow players!
play.embermc.net
| Key Features | All vanilla server |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | New season in 1.21.4 |
| Community Aspects | Amazing community, cracked players allowed |
| Discord | Join the Discord here |
A: No, the server is all vanilla.
A: Yes, cracked players are allowed.
A: Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you as soon as possible.