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Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

Crisis, Minecraft, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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NoBorders Minecraft Server

Minecraft, party loyalty, pro-immigration, voting patterns, conflicting beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a totally nonsensical approach to politics!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of claiming to be anti-immigration, anti-war, and pro free speech, only to turn around and vote for the complete opposite! It’s like playing a game of political flip-flop that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride of political paradoxes and feathered conspiracies. Who knows what other bizarre adventures await you in this strange and unpredictable world!

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Why Didn’t Dems Steal It? Minecraft Server

political tactics, political corruption, stolen election, Server, voter suppression

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Democrats couldn’t resist stealing our diamonds! That’s right, our server is so full of riches and treasures that even the most corrupt politicians couldn’t resist trying to get their hands on them.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.

So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!

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Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

influence, electoral college, campaign finance, Minecraft, Democracy

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Election Sway Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, political strategy, Government, Voting, Conspiracy

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the craziest election scandal in gaming history! Rumor has it that one player tried to bribe the others with stacks of diamonds to secure their victory as server president. But did he sway the election /b/? You’ll have to join to find out and maybe even uncover more wild scandals along the way. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

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Rig-Free Swing States Minecraft Server

election manipulation, election rigging, campaign tactics, democratic party, political strategy

Are you tired of boring old elections where the outcome is predictable? Join our Minecraft server where we have elections every week and the results are always a surprise! Swing states? Pfft, we have swing biomes where one day it’s a lush forest and the next day it’s a desert. And don’t even get us started on traditionally blue states flipping – we have players who can literally build a redstone contraption to change the entire landscape of the game. The election map on our server is constantly changing, just like the lava flows in the Nether. So come join us and see if you can rig the election in your favor – or get riggity wrecked yourself!

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Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

2016, study, Crafty, Stereotypes, Dems

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

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CraftyUkrainianVictory

diplomatic relations, victory plan, zelenskyy, Ukraine crisis, global politics

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

advice, military support, world leaders, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

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CeasefireCraft2021

MIDDLE EAST, conflict resolution efforts., military intervention, crisis management., Biden administration

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

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