But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
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CraftyPutinLather
So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!” -
MineralMoochCraft
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where ukraine is the main land and u, as a player, gotta access all the minerals there. but get this, the US is all like “hey ukraine, we want ur minerals” but they don’t offer anything in return. it’s like a crazy game of trade negotiations but in minecraft form. join this server for the ultimate challenge of trying to get those minerals without giving up anything in return. it’s gonna be wild, dude. -
RubioCraft2020
Do you want to join a Minecraft server where even politicians can’t resist the urge to vote? Well, on our server, Marco Rubio got a whopping 99 votes for Sec of State because he promised to build a diamond castle for every player. But don’t worry, every other Sec barely met the threshold because they were too busy trying to mine for rare ores to focus on their campaign. Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you! -
CraftyUkraineNATO
so, liek, u know how ukraine wants to join nato? well, guess what, on dis minecraft server, u can be part of nato too! u can team up with ur friends and take on other countries in epic battles! u can even have ur own little ukraine base and defend it from invaders! it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! come join us and be a part of the nato gang, ukraine style! -
DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! -
UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and the US are battling it out for control of the virtual world! build ur own fortress and defend it from crazy american players trying to take over. but watch out, because ukraine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and lots of explosions. trust us, this server is a “failed plan” for boredom. -
ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server
so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips! -
CraftyPutinVsTrump
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is like, off the charts bonkers!imagine this: u log on and u see Putin and Trump building a peace negotiation center out of diamond blocks! like, what even is happening?! but wait, it gets even crazier! Zelensky is there too, trying to convince Putin to stop manipulating Trump with his epic building skills.
if u wanna be part of this wild adventure and witness the most insane minecraft drama unfold before ur very eyes, then u gotta join this server, like, right now! trust me, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t wanna miss!
so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! #minecraftmadness #putinvszelenskyvsTrump
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TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!
