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  • NaziSaluteJailbreak

    NaziSaluteJailbreak

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

    and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

    plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

    so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyNaziArtist

    CraftyNaziArtist

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

    join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

    also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

    so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LebCraft Peacekeepers

    LebCraft Peacekeepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰ðŸē

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

    Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.

    But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

    Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

    Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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  • Would You Look At That Minecraft SMP

    Would You Look At That Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LettuceCraft: LizTrussGoneWild

    LettuceCraft: LizTrussGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lettuce farm like liz truss but without crashing the economy 😂 our lettuce banners are LIT and will make u leave the stage in style ðŸĨŽ join now for the most epic lettuce adventures and crazy stories u won’t believe! ðŸĪŠ #lettucefarmgoals #economycrashers #minecraftmadness ðŸŒąðŸŽŪ

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HatCraft Minecraft Server

    HatCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.

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  • SMPMinnesottaGriefers: Minecraft SMP – TimWalz4Somalia

    SMPMinnesottaGriefers: Minecraft SMP – TimWalz4Somalia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a player who is so notorious, he’s literally considered a traitor to America! Join us for the chance to witness epic battles, crazy betrayals, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even become friends with the infamous traitor himself! So come on, join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this SMP, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BoomTownCraft

    BoomTownCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

    and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

    oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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