so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got creepers dat dance to da national anthem, but only da canadian won, eh. if u join, u get a free pet polar bear dat can do sick backflips. also, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out in epic 1v1 matches. and if u win, u get a golden hockey stick dat shoots fireballs. join now or miss out on all da fun, eh!
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Elon’s Minecraft Server: Heil Musk’s Salute!
come join our epic minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like project images of elon musk doing weird salutes on tesla plants. we are all about the lols and making outrageous memes come to life in the minecraft world. we have a secret underground base where we plan our next prank on the server admins, it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!MineCraftyActionServer
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the strongest action possible is always happening? well, look no further cuz on our server, we got albanese vowing to act if any australian fighting for ukraine gets executed by russia! like, who even knew minecraft could get this intense, right? join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, cuz anything can happen on this server! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this wild ride!CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake
so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore
so, like, u know that speed skater who like, ran away from russia and was all like, nah man, i ain’t down with that invasion of ukraine stuff? well, guess what, now he’s like, skating for poland and stuff. like, talk about a plot twist, amirite? anyway, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this dude’s life story, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that the speed skater dude himself might make a guest appearance, so u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let’s make some memories that are even more insane than this whole speed skater saga.CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition
yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.
so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever
CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?
CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.
plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.
come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.
plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!
CraftyNaziArtist
lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.
also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?
so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.