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MineCraftyActionServer
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the strongest action possible is always happening? well, look no further cuz on our server, we got albanese vowing to act if any australian fighting for ukraine gets executed by russia! like, who even knew minecraft could get this intense, right? join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, cuz anything can happen on this server! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this wild ride! -
Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore
so, like, u know that speed skater who like, ran away from russia and was all like, nah man, i ain’t down with that invasion of ukraine stuff? well, guess what, now he’s like, skating for poland and stuff. like, talk about a plot twist, amirite? anyway, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this dude’s life story, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that the speed skater dude himself might make a guest appearance, so u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let’s make some memories that are even more insane than this whole speed skater saga. -
CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition
yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.
so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever
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CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?
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CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.
plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.
come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.