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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
lol this server is like king charles but in minecraft form. we reaffirm our commitment to canada by building epic structures and fighting off creepers like they’re the US in a trade war. join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. come join us and be part of the madness! -
MarketCraft Server – EU Edition
haha ukraine be like “pls let us in ur single market” and EU be like “ok sure why not” like wut? ukraine just gonna waltz in and start sellin their potatoes and vodka like they own the place? sounds like a party to me! join our minecraft server for a taste of that international trade drama, we got ukraine-themed builds and a potato farm minigame where u gotta dodge angry EU officials tryna shut u down. come join the chaos and see if ukraine can make it in the big leagues! -
WarbucksCraft – Putin’s Fiscal Folly
OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ PUTIN IS FINALLY NEGOTIATING LIKE WHAAAAT. HE BE LIKE “I NEED TO PLAY MINECRAFT AND CHILL” CUZ MOSCOW BE STRUGGLING TO FINANCE DA WAR. SO NOW HE BE LOOKING FOR FISCAL BREATHING ROOM AND U CAN HELP HIM BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING HIM A CASTLE OR SOMETHING. MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A DIAMOND OR A GOLDEN APPLE, WHO KNOWS. BUT SERIOUSLY, JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE PART OF PUTIN’S MINECRAFT SQUAD. #PUTINLOVESMINECRAFT #WORLDPEACEBYBUILDINGBLOCKS -
CeasefireCraft: No Peace with Russia
so like, ukraine’s defence intelligence chief is like, “yo, we can totally have a ceasefire with russia real fast, but like, peace? nah, that ain’t happening anytime soon, bro.”join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of international politics, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are with creepers and skeletons. build your own empire and conquer the virtual world, because who needs peace when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear, amirite?
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!
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UkraineCraft Server: Putin-Proof Security!
so, like, ukraine is all like “yo, putin, back off bro” but putin be like “nah man, i do what i want” so now they need US to come in and be like “yo, putin, chill out or we gonna drop some serious security guarantees on you” and keir starmer be all like “yeah man, we gotta protect ukraine, join our minecraft server and help us fight off putin with our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, it’s gonna be lit fam” so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers, yeeeet! -
ZeleCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, this server is so epic, even zelenskiy would give up his presidency for it! imagine that, bro! u gotta join this server cuz the vibes are so chill, u’ll feel like u in a peaceful ukraine. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the community is lit af, u won’t find a better group of players anywhere else. come join us and be part of something legendary, just like zelenskiy giving up his presidency for peace. u won’t regret it, trust me! -
BlockyGovs & PartyPals
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all that political mumbo jumbo? Sick of all the drama in the real world? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave all that boring stuff behind!On our server, you can build your own political empire and rule with an iron fist! Who needs parliaments and governments when you can be the supreme leader of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, with all the declining trust in real-life institutions, why not jump into a world where YOU call the shots?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a warning sign for all those non-democratic political leaders out there. They better watch out, because our players are ready to take on any autocratic ways that come their way. So come join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can be the ultimate escape from all that real-life drama! Let’s get building, baby!
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PeaceCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we make peace in Ukraine by building giant pixel art of peace signs and rainbows. if you don’t join, the EU will be very disappointed and might send a herd of angry sheep to your house. plus, if you join, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. so come on, let’s make peace and have a blast in minecraft land! -
NATOcraft Server: Ukraine Edition
join dis epic minecraft server where we build a giant wall around spawn to keep out all dem creepers and zombies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone!we also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a petting zoo with friendly creepers and endermen.
if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs! plus, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle royale where the winner gets a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so come join us on this crazy adventure, because Ukraine is still on an ‘irreversible path to joining NATO’ according to Starmer telling Zelenskyy!
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ZelenskiyCraft – Peace Negotiator
so, like, u know how macron is all like, only zelenskiy can make peace for ukraine? well, on this server, only u can make peace with the creepers and zombies! join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures! who needs macron when u can be the hero of ur own minecraft world? come join us and show those mobs who’s boss!