Blocky Border Brawl 2024

US foreign relations, Trump legacy analysis, territorial ambitions, international diplomacy, Greenland annexation

🎮 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮

Ever dream of mining blocks in a world where President Trump is plotting to annex Canada, Mexico, AND Greenland? Well, buckle up because this server is packed with more outrageousness than a pig on a unicycle!

Why join us? Here are just a few wild reasons:

Canada’s Maple Squrriel Capitals: Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the legendary Maple Squrriel Fortress, where you can negotiate peace treaties with capitalist beavers and download recipes for the world’s best syrup – made from blocky sap, of course!
Mexico’s Spicy PVP Fiesta: Join the epic Taco Terror war games! Defend your base against marauding llamas who think they can steal your precious enchilada resources. You may even find ancient tacos that grant you the power of unlimited spicy guacamole!
Greenland’s Ice Monster Showdowns: Did you know Greenland is actually the headquarters for the Ice Monster Council? Team up with penguins in diamond armor to take down rogue ice golems that are planning to melt and flood your creations.
Presidential Building Battles: Every week, help build a replica of an outlandish presidential retreat where everything is made out of cake! Make sure to bring your finest enchanted frosting swords for epic cake-fights.
International Relations in the Nether: Ever wanted to negotiate peace using only pork chops and enchanted potions? Our Nether portal takes you straight to the realm where they’re holding the most ridiculous peace talks between endermen and mooshrooms. Spoiler alert: it’s chaos!
Bizarre Trade or Die: Trade rare ores for votes! That’s right, every block you mine will earn you “Political Points” for a chance to push outrageous server policies, like making it illegal to move without crafting roller skates!
A Creeper’s World Domination: Help defend against an uprising of sentient Creepers who just want to threaten aggressive negotiations. Only with your help can they learn the art of diplomacy (and the consequences of exploding at allies)!

So gear up for the absolute zaniest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join us now, before the llamas take over and you miss out on your chance to become a legendary builder of outrageous myths! ⚔️🍕🏰

CraftyTim2024

Presidential Run, election, Tim Walz Campaign, campaign trail, political analysis

Are you tired of the same old boring politicians running for President? Well, look no further because Tim Walz is throwing his hat into the ring! Join our Minecraft server and help Tim Walz campaign for President by building giant pixel art of his face all over the map. Who needs policy experience when you have a loyal army of blocky supporters? Plus, rumor has it that if Tim wins, he’ll rename the White House to the “Block House” and make creepers his official security detail. So come on, join our server and let’s make America crafty again with Tim Walz!

CraftyTrudeauResigns

political future, political scandal, political resignation, CraftyTrudeauResigns, political drama

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!

12 Million Votes Gone Minecraft SMP

democrats, political speculation, voter turnout, smp, 2020 election

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

PresidentialHideout, Minecraft, Mystery, secrecy, Accountability

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

political partnerships, media personalities, political drama, controversial figures, speculation

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

AloraMC The Grand Return

Skyblock, Vanilla, Survival, Cross-Play

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play.aloramc.com

With PureVan

RAM, unlimited world size, Survival, new, add-ons

Straight vanilla Minecraft with a few add ons to make it more enjoyable. New server with unlimited world size & plenty of ram. Set home, grief protection & world guard, come explore and survive. If you join and would like to see something else added to improve your experience do not hesitate to ask!

31.214.162.6:55925

Earth SMP: Where Slimes & Villagers Battle Over the Best Ale in Tilted Tavern Towny

TAVERN, battle, Minigames, Hardcore, Custom Enchants

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Server IP (Java/Bedrock):	IP: `mc.tiltedtavern.net`Geyser Port: `19132`
Bedrock Session Join:	Add Xbox Live Friend: `TiltedTav`

There is always something new to discover and enjoy with compatibility for both Bedrock and Java clients. Explore and conquer a vast custom Earth world on our Towny server, where adventure awaits at every corner!

Server Features

Earth: Claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth!
Cross Play Support: We support all Java Edition and Bedrock platforms!
Towny: A distinctively rebalanced Towny setup featuring a fast travel system!
Slimefun: Our Slimefun plugin offers the full modded Minecraft experience without the need to install any mods!
Levels: Earn special perks and rewards simply by playing on the server and progressing!
Dungeons: Battle for survival! Defeat bosses, complete quests, earn rare loot, and level up!

Join us and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft community. Whether you’re an architect, an explorer, a strategist, or a dreamer, Tilted Tavern offers an adventure tailored to your desires. Get ready to shape the course of history on our monumental Earth replica. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on the server with a Java client?	Yes, the server supports Java Edition clients.
How do I join the server on Bedrock Edition?	Add Xbox Live Friend: TiltedTav
What is the Earth feature on the server?	Players can claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth.

Steak City Minecraft Server

steak, steaky, long tail tags, city, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a juicy steak – full of flavor and always satisfying.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely of candy! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, a magical portal that leads to a land of talking chickens, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. Steaky steaky~!

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