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  • Blocky Border Brawl 2024

    Blocky Border Brawl 2024

    🎮 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮

    Ever dream of mining blocks in a world where President Trump is plotting to annex Canada, Mexico, AND Greenland? Well, buckle up because this server is packed with more outrageousness than a pig on a unicycle!

    Why join us? Here are just a few wild reasons:

    1. Canada’s Maple Squrriel Capitals: Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the legendary Maple Squrriel Fortress, where you can negotiate peace treaties with capitalist beavers and download recipes for the world’s best syrup – made from blocky sap, of course!

    2. Mexico’s Spicy PVP Fiesta: Join the epic Taco Terror war games! Defend your base against marauding llamas who think they can steal your precious enchilada resources. You may even find ancient tacos that grant you the power of unlimited spicy guacamole!

    3. Greenland’s Ice Monster Showdowns: Did you know Greenland is actually the headquarters for the Ice Monster Council? Team up with penguins in diamond armor to take down rogue ice golems that are planning to melt and flood your creations.

    4. Presidential Building Battles: Every week, help build a replica of an outlandish presidential retreat where everything is made out of cake! Make sure to bring your finest enchanted frosting swords for epic cake-fights.

    5. International Relations in the Nether: Ever wanted to negotiate peace using only pork chops and enchanted potions? Our Nether portal takes you straight to the realm where they’re holding the most ridiculous peace talks between endermen and mooshrooms. Spoiler alert: it’s chaos!

    6. Bizarre Trade or Die: Trade rare ores for votes! That’s right, every block you mine will earn you “Political Points” for a chance to push outrageous server policies, like making it illegal to move without crafting roller skates!

    7. A Creeper’s World Domination: Help defend against an uprising of sentient Creepers who just want to threaten aggressive negotiations. Only with your help can they learn the art of diplomacy (and the consequences of exploding at allies)!

    So gear up for the absolute zaniest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join us now, before the llamas take over and you miss out on your chance to become a legendary builder of outrageous myths! ⚔️🍕🏰

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  • CraftyTim2024

    CraftyTim2024
    Are you tired of the same old boring politicians running for President? Well, look no further because Tim Walz is throwing his hat into the ring! Join our Minecraft server and help Tim Walz campaign for President by building giant pixel art of his face all over the map. Who needs policy experience when you have a loyal army of blocky supporters? Plus, rumor has it that if Tim wins, he’ll rename the White House to the “Block House” and make creepers his official security detail. So come on, join our server and let’s make America crafty again with Tim Walz!

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  • CraftyTrudeauResigns

    CraftyTrudeauResigns
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

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