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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6625 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 150 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!