But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.
So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
On our server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on THE FIX IS IN and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the ride of your life – and maybe bring some extra armor, just in case.
WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!
BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!
JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!
ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!
Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!
Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.
Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?
So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after dark. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.
But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Set Homes | 2 /sethomes + bed |
| Spawn Access | Easy /spawn access |
| Server Infrastructure | Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| Rare Drops | Rare head drops |
| Economy | Physical and active player-based economy |
| Gameplay Rules | Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.
Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music while exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, and now players are mutating into half-human, half-creeper hybrids! Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun… we think.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.
But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.