political scandal Minecraft Servers

Political Scandal

  • DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

    DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got ex-president Rodrigo Duterte getting arrested for crimes against humanity! like, who else can say they have that on their server? come build with us and maybe you’ll witness some crazy political drama unfold right before your eyes. plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle it out with corrupt politicians and save the day. join now for a wild ride you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • MeatGrinderMinecraftServer

    MeatGrinderMinecraftServer

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    join this epic minecraft server where we gift meat grinders to all the players who slay the most zombies! just like russia’s ruling party, we know how to show our appreciation in the most unique ways. imagine the thrill of grinding up your enemies and turning them into delicious meat for your virtual feast. come join the fun and let the backlash begin!

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  • CraftTrump: Zelenskyy Apology

    CraftTrump: Zelenskyy Apology

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    The Blocky Negotiation: An Apocalyptic Peace Server

    Step right up, brave pixel warriors! In a realm where the laws of diplomacy unleash blocky chaos, The Blocky Negotiation dares to transcend the boundaries of sanity and logic. A server born from the cryptic whirring of clandestine negotiations, it offers you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to engage in pixelated diplomacy like never before!

    Introduction: The Enigma of Diplomacy

    What if I told you that there exists a hidden cave in the nether, where two leaders barter more than just resources? Imagine a world where apologies hold the key to summoning military creepers and the fate of your blocky existence hangs on the utterance of a single word spoken in front of a holographic audience. Welcome to The Blocky Negotiation, where asking “What’s the deal?” transforms from innocent curiosity to a spiral into utter madness.

    Features of the Server: Where Everything is Swapable

      • Cameras Everywhere: That’s right, you never know who’s watching! Hidden cameras peer into every corner of your trading endeavors. Can’t trust the Nether mobs? Neither can we!
      • Vital Military Aid: Trade resources for military assistance that may or may not exist, depending on today’s mood of the server admins (also known as the “Board of Shadowy Elders”).
      • Convo Crafting: Use your charisma to craft epic negotiations with AI handlers of questionable sentience and reasoning. Will they be a friend or a foe? Spoiler: It’s always a little of both.
      • Apology Emotes: Apologize like a pro! These handy emotes help express remorse in a world where emotional sincerity is a luxury few can afford. Just don’t expect no transactional strings attached.
      • Territory Swapping: Stake your claim to blocky biomes by apologizing to them. Yes, the biomes. Extended apologies could lead to territorial advantage, or a full-on revolt. Who knows??

    Conspiratorial Undertones: The Darkness Beneath the Blocks

    Take heed! Whispers echo through the realms about the "Great Mining Conspiracy," where every block mined exists within a larger plot to keep the true nature of diplomacy hidden. Rumor has it, the original creators of this server were lizard-like entities determined to test the wills of mere mortals.

    Secret Legends of Diplomatic Ruins

      • The Ruins of Apologus: Only those with the Pure Heart of Apology can enter.
      • The Traitor’s Cave: A vast chasm filled with echoes of broken promises and ill-timed negotiations awaits the brave. Players who fall in may resurface as cursed avatars (or worse—a chicken!).

    Ridiculous Testimonials

    "I asked for minerals, but all I got was an apology! 10/10!" – OblivionMiner98 "I’d rather mine diamonds while being watched by explosive mobs than deal with any more negotiations!" – EpicGamerXBOX4500

    Frequently Asked Questions (Not Actually Helpful)

      • Q: Is the apology mandatory? A: It’s strongly encouraged—non-apologists are sometimes turned into hostile mobs. Choose wisely!

      • Q: Why is there a giant Creeper-O-Lantern? A: Legends say it absorbs failed negotiations. Or it was the Halloween event gone wrong. Either way, pray it doesn’t explode!

      • Q: Can I get military aid to defend myself against the Admins? A: Military aid is primarily for aggressive diplomacy, not defense. The Board of Shadowy Elders will be watching…

    Join Us—If You Dare

    The Blocky Negotiation: A reality-bending pilgrimage into diplomatic chaos awaits! Will you rise to negotiate with the finest (or most absurd) of blocky leaders? Will you become a hero or a villain? The traps of Minecraft might just ensnare your sanity.

    Let’s dig deeper together. Because in this world, an apology is just the beginning. Join us now! But remember: every block you place may unravel the fragile fabric of reality. Are you ready for the fallout?

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  • KremlinCraft: Presidential Espionage

    KremlinCraft: Presidential Espionage

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the conspiracy theories running rampant in our community!

    Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the secret Russian spy US President plot that our players have concocted. Will you be the one to expose the double agent in our virtual White House?

    But be warned, the CIA and NSA have been known to lurk in our server, monitoring every move and trying to crack the case themselves. Can you outsmart the government agencies and become the ultimate Minecraft detective?

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a thrilling adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of redstone magic. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the Russian spy US President scandal!

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  • BlockCraftRevolt2020

    BlockCraftRevolt2020

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    Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and ready to take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help lead the charge to impeach the Trump administration…in a virtual world, of course. Build your own White House replica and hold mock hearings with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in the pixelated walls. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

    PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Introducing The Manchurian president, where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this magical creature?

    So come on down to The Manchurian president, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). See you there, blockheads!

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  • WhiteHouseDrama Minecraft SMP

    WhiteHouseDrama Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the White House but in Minecraft! Imagine building your own presidential palace and holding crazy elections with your friends. We even have secret service mobs to protect you from creepers trying to blow up your democracy. And don’t even get me started on the scandals that happen in this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters. So come join us and make history in the most chaotic SMP ever!

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  • Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server

    Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server

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    So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and escape from all the drama of the real world? Well, guess what? This server is the perfect place for you, especially if you’re into some crazy shenanigans!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and even ride dragons (yes, DRAGONS)! But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server!

    Oh, and did we mention that our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours? From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CraftyScandalCraft

    CraftyScandalCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget about scandals in human history, the real scandal is missing out on the epicness of our Minecraft server! Join us and witness the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn roaming around. So why waste time pondering human scandals when you can be part of the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft community out there? Join now and prepare for non-stop laughter and chaos!

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  • SaraCraftVPImpeachHouse

    SaraCraftVPImpeachHouse

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VICE PRESIDENT SARA DUTERTE BUILDING PHILIPPINE HOUSES FOR US! SHE GOT IMPEACHED BUT SHE STILL BUILDING IN BLOCKS! COME SEE HER MINECRAFT SKILLS AND MAYBE SHE’LL MAKE YOU A HOUSE TOO! JOIN NOW FOR THE CRAZIEST POLITICAL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER SEE!

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