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putinbulletproofvestminecraftserver

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

aita, apo, assistance to family, bank account, cash app, Communication Issues, CreeperCousin, family drama, Family Support, financial assistance, financial struggles, homeless cousin, hotel room, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Overseas, parenting, pride, Safe Environment, School, Server, step dad, trust issues

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, hotel room mix-ups, and cash app shenanigans!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?

Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”

Granny’sBBQ>StepBroBash

birthday party invite, childhood trauma, family bbq, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family tensions, Family Values, generational divide, GrannysBBQStepBroBash, moving out, no contact, parental relationships, social media, step siblings, stepbrother’s birthday party, stepfamily

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Picture this: you’re a lone warrior in a world filled with blocks and endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends by your side. But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who understand the struggles of family drama. From lying moms to step-siblings begging you not to leave, we’ve seen it all. But on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the life you’ve always wanted.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s create a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

MoneyMakingMinecraftSMP

business idea, Clever, Creative, creative thinking, entrepreneurial mindset, entrepreneurial spirit, Entrepreneurship, Financial Success, hustling, ingenuity, innovation, inventive, make money, money making, money making idea, MoneyMakingMinecraftSMP, outside-the-box, Resourceful, side hustle, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	212
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the most outrageous way someone made money on our Minecraft SMP! So, there was this player who decided to start a llama rental service. Yep, you heard that right – llamas! They would rent out their llamas to other players for transportation or just for fun llama rides around the server. And get this, they even had a llama fashion show where players could pay to dress up the llamas in fancy outfits. It was hilarious and profitable at the same time! Join our server now and who knows, maybe you’ll come up with your own crazy money-making scheme!

CraftyCurrencyWarz

#clandestine activities, #covert operations, Black Market, Counterfeiting, CraftyCurrencyWarz, currency manipulation, currency wars, economic espionage, economic sanctions, economic terrorism, economic warfare, fake currency, financial sabotage, Financial Stability, financial warfare, Hyperinflation.., illicit activities, Intelligence Operations, international relations, monetary policy, national security

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a master counterfeit currency maker! That’s right, you can print fake currency from enemy countries and cause chaos and hyperinflation like never before. Imagine the thrill of secretly distributing fake money and watching as the economy crumbles before your eyes. But beware, the authorities may be onto you, so be sure to hide your printing press well! Join now for a wild ride of economic sabotage and chaos!

BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!

Serenity SMP: Where Using a Bedrock in PvP Is Totally Encouraged!

Asia, banned, bedrock, Cheat, claim commands, Community, Doxxing, encouraged, Hack, Handouts, host, Join, MARK, Ping, PvP, Raid, repeat, Respect, Serenity, Skilled, smp, Survival, Thrive, Totally, Toxicity

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Server Name	Bedrock Only Survival Server
Description	Survive, Thrive, Repeat. Build, raid, and make your mark on a world where only the best survive.
Server Rules	No Hacking/Cheating: Play fair or don’t play at all. Respect Others: No disrespect or harassment towards fellow players. No Doxxing: Revealing personal info about others will get you banned. Keep it Civil: Slurs are allowed, but keep it in-game and in moderation. No excessive toxicity. No Begging: Earn your keep, don’t ask for handouts.
Community	Join our community of skilled Survivors and raiders. (Try not to get raided, there’s no claim commands)
Server Location	Asia

FAQ

Q: What is the IP address?

A: The IP address is serenitysmp.online

Q: What is the Port number?

A: The Port number is 19132

Q: Can I hack or cheat on this server?

A: No, hacking or cheating is not allowed. Play fair or don’t play at all.

Q: Are there any claim commands on this server?

A: No, there are no claim commands. Try not to get raided by other players.

Q: What is the server’s ping like for players in Asia?

A: The server is hosted in Asia, so players in Asia can expect a good ping.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, catholic community, catholic dating, Catholic lifestyle, Catholic singles, Catholic values, catholicism, dating advice, dating as a Catholic, dating challenges, dating struggles, dating tips, faith-based relationships, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, Holycraft, love life, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, religious dating, Server, single Catholic

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	4945

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a special potion that guarantees you’ll find the Minecraft girlfriend of your dreams, even if you’re Catholic! Just drink it and watch as all the pixelated ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most elusive creature in the game. Will you be the one to win her heart and ride off into the sunset on her scaly back? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Griefer’s Paradise

Anime, azur lane, blue archive, ecchi, F/GO, gacha, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, Griefers, honkai star rail, lewd, Mcsmp, Minecraft, mobile games, Neural Cloud, nikke, Paradise, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, thighs, waifus

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, on our server, we only care about one thing – sexy gacha girls!

Join us if you want to see your favorite waifus from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, and more come to life in pixelated form. We have created a special mod that turns every block into a voluptuous vixen, so you can literally build your dream harem!

But beware, the mobs on our server are not your typical zombies and creepers. They are all sexy gacha girls looking for some action, so be prepared to fight them off with your diamond sword and pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare loot drop in the form of a lewd fanart or a scandalous scenario.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with gacha sluts, lewd adventures, and endless laughs! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of thirst for those pixelated babes.

TheWiggler Minecraft Server

anger management, anxiety, calling in sick, CEO, chat gpt, colleagues, emotional distress, fan fiction, losing temper, Minecraft, office dynamics, overreacted, pet name, professional behavior, promotion competition, Server, TheWiggler, work girlfriend, work slack channel, workplace bullying, workplace culture, zoom call

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of being the villain in your own story? Join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own epic tale! No more being called “The Wiggler” or dealing with workplace drama. On our server, you can build your own empire, slay dragons, and show everyone who the real boss is. Say goodbye to Zoom calls and hello to a world where you call the shots. Join now and leave the office politics behind!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1194
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?