Welcome, brave pixelated souls! Dive into the chaotic utopia of blocky anarchy, where rumors fly as high as your elytra and truths are as obscure as a hidden biome. Here, on the edge of the world, players face an inevitable reality: the fate of your blocks lies in the hands of gods uninvited.
Ever wondered what happens when diplomacy turns into dynamite? Here, we reshape everything you thought you knew about crafting—into weapons of existential dread!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Hostage Negotiation PvP | The ultimate test of your skills! Will you trade diamonds for lives, or will you ignite a war over cupcakes? |
| Phantom Conspiracies | Join clandestine guilds in the shadows where whispers of betrayal and block-trades circulate like enchanted golden apples. |
| The End is Just the Beginning | Confused about the storyline? Good! That’s how we like it! The End dimension is just a disguise for a portal to another game entirely! |
| Massive Mob Riots | Every hour, mobs will spawn in protest over lost items! Do you take sides, or do you build a wall of obsidian? |
"This server whispered sweet promises, then threw me into a pit of grappling obsidian block monsters—my worst nightmare turned reality!" — u/BlockTheUnbelievable
"I thought it was just a game, but now I wonder if I’m part of a sick experiment—or worse, a Minecraft cult!"— u/RealityChecker731
What happens if you collect all the Nether stars? Rumor has it that the universe might just collapse under the weight of your achievements. Or become your loyal servant—either way, good luck!
Warning! This server has been banned in 12 countries and we don’t even know why! But hey, transgressions are for the timid! Your adventure awaits past the realms of sanity, where betrayal is just another crafting recipe, and your worst fears might just be a spawn point away!
Q: Why do people keep talking about hostages on this server? A: Do you mean the sweet potatoes? Or your common sense?
Q: Can I escape this madness? A: Why would you want to? This chaos is like an enchanting potion for the mind!
Strap on your diamond armor, flee or fight—the choice is yours! Enter the Server of Eternal Discontent, where diplomacy and danger dance a dangerous tango! Will you embrace the chaos, or will you let it consume you? Only one way to find out—join us against all reason!
And remember: no one leaves the server the same way they came in…🔴✨
We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like Trump’s Twitter feed!
Build your own wall in our world and make the zombies pay for it!
Don’t be a noob like Biden, come show off your epic building skills with us!
Join now and make Minecraft great again!
our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure to mine for resources on Europa. Build yourself a swanky space base and flex on all your friends with your fancy alien water collection. Who needs diamonds when you can have a bottle of Europa water, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water on Europa has magical properties that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes? Just take a sip of that sweet, sweet Europa water and watch the magic happen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life. Europa water awaits, my friends!
| IP | corn.gg |
|---|---|
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee combat. |
| Are there economy plugins? | No, the server’s economy is based on player trading. |
| Is there a world border? | Yes, there is a 300k world border for exploration. |
| Will the map ever reset? | No, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
You can push them off cliffs, drown them in lava, or even drop anvils on their heads! It’s like a murder mystery party, but with pixelated blocks!
And the best part is, you can do it all while laughing maniacally and shouting “Mwahaha!” in the chat. It’s a real scream!
So come join us for some murderous fun on our Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all in good, bloody fun!
But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, bro. It’s like a wild ride, man. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a massive PvP battle. It’s insane, bro.
So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to join a place where anything goes, then come join us, bro. We’re always looking for new members to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free hugs. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.
But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!
| Server Features |
|---|
| Player-driven economy and player-run shops |
| Grief protection and land claiming |
| Frequent community events |
| Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks |
| Java + Bedrock cross-play |
| A friendly, fair, and respectful community |
mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
Check out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡 Or consider joining our Discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server. |
| Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server? | No, our rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. |
| How can I participate in community events? | Keep an eye on our Discord and in-game announcements for upcoming events. |
