lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made baltic states switch power grids? yea, thats us. we got the power to make countries change their whole setup just to be part of our epic community. join us and u can be part of something so wild, even russia cant handle it. come build with us and watch the world change around u. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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CraftyBalticPowerGrid
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ElectricCraft: Canadian Leverage Minecraft Server
LOLZ, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE IF CANADA WAS A MINECRAFT COUNTRY AND THEY BE USING ELECTRICITY AS A WEAPON INSTEAD OF SWORDS AND STUFF. IMAGINE CREEPERS EXPLODING FROM ELECTRIC SHOCKS, HAHAHA. JOIN DIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP GET ZAPPED BY A REDSTONE TRAP, YO. PLUS, WE GOT POUTINE AS A SPECIAL FOOD ITEM THAT GIVES YOU SUPER SPEED AND JUMPS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT MAPLE SYRUP CASTLE TO RULE OVER ALL THE OTHER SERVERS. ABOOT TIME, EH?
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CraftyDefenseFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we defend like greenland and the US! our prime minister is a pro at building fortresses and fighting off creepers. we got diamond armor for days and our pvp battles are lit af. join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world where anything is possible. together, we will conquer the minecraft universe and show those zombies who’s boss. let’s do this!
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BlockyParty: Extreme Edition
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).
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BorderCraft: No More Friends
lol imagine if Lithuania was actually just a giant Minecraft server and they were just building a massive wall to keep out the griefers from Russia’s Kaliningrad. like, they were just tired of all the trolls coming in and blowing up their pixel art creations. so they were like, “no more, we’re building a wall, and it’s gonna be huge, the best wall ever.” and now they’re all like, “sorry Russia, no entry, this server is for cool kids only.”but like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta prove yourself first. you gotta defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig, and then you gotta build a replica of the Great Wall of China out of diamond blocks. only then will you be worthy to enter the land of Lithuania and join the elite squad of block builders.
so come on, join us on this wild adventure, where friendships are made and broken, and where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come build with us and let’s show Russia who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 🍪🎮🔨
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TaiwanTrekkerz
lol u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out their butts and unicorns that poop out diamonds. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese where they battled a giant taco monster. also, our admins are actually wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find the golden carrot hidden in the enchanted forest. plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cookies, a magical talking llama will move in and tell u jokes all day. so what u waitin for? come join the fun and madness on our server now!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.
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BorderBlockParty
come join our minecraft server where we have china and belarus holding anti-terror military drills on the polish border!!! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! join now for a chance to witness the most epic battles and alliances in minecraft history! plus, where else can you see pandas and potatoes teaming up to fight off the bad guys? only on our server, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
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EUkraineCraft Server
lol come join dis minecraft server where ukraine and moldova are startin eu membership talks on tuesday!! u kno u wanna be part of dis epic event in da minecraft world. watch as dey negotiate trade deals and argue over who gets da last piece of cake in da virtual world. join now for da most intense political drama u ever seen in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it dat da players are secretly aliens tryin to take over da server. u gotta join to see if it’s true or just a crazy conspiracy theory. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on dis server like no other. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a zombie pigman, den u might regret it a little bit. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, right?
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BlockyRubles Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how russia is all like “oh no, sanctions from the US, what do we do?” well, they decided to be all like “we ain’t trading in dollars or euros no more, we gonna do our own thing!” and now they got this crazy idea to only trade in rubles on their main bourse. like, what even is a bourse? sounds fancy. anyway, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t trade in rubles or any other currency, we trade in diamonds and emeralds, baby! come build your own russian empire in our world and show those US sanctions who’s boss! plus, we got llamas. lots and lots of llamas. ain’t no drama llama gonna bring us down! so come join us and let’s have a blast!