political promises Minecraft Servers

Political Promises

  • BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍

    Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!

    Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:

      • Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!

      • Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!

      • Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).

      • Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?

      • Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!

      • Endless Editions: Join in on our “Brexit Buffet Night,” where you can trade cake for obsidian, and if you mix them up you might just summon a rogue pigman who questions your life choices whilst floating in despair!

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!

    Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Birds Haven Server 1.20.5

    Birds Haven Server 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of politics! We promise that no birds will be harmed in the making of our virtual world. Plus, our eggs are always affordable, just like Drumpf promised! Don’t be like the Democrats, come join us for some crazy fun and questionable reality!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DebtCraft2020

    DebtCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise to add 4.5 trillion diamonds to your virtual wallet! Just like Trump promised to add trillions to the national debt, we’re here to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Build your own wall, start a trade war with neighboring villages, and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and debt-free fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

    Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

    BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!

    our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PlayerLands

    PlayerLands

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PlayerLands! Our network is online 24/7 backed up by fast support and moderation. Gamemodes: – Skyblock – Survival – Creative (coming soon) – And much more we are working on! You can also find jobs, level up your skills and complete dungeons and challenges. Website: https://PlayerLands.com Discord: https://discord.gg/ZBvXvxJ5aN Twitter: https://twitter.com/PlayerLands

    mc.playerlands.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Omen SMP

    Omen SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a 1.16.4 Modded SMP with a small but growing community and i’d love to see it grow more! our seed is not chosen, and our community isn’t that toxic. there are a few rules, no griefing unless you fix or help fix the mess or if the target doesn’t mind. you get three strikes before ban. No cheating, though we are a bit laid back about it.

    51.81.77.144

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Emperixsmp

    Emperixsmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    EmperixSMP is a Bedrock/Java Crossplay server! and was actually one of the first. We offer Quests, Clan events, Clan Wars, and a Player Based economy. and a custom claim system made to feel Vanilla!My entire goal for this SMP is to feel vanilla, while still being fun on a server, so everything we add has a use, and is easy to learn and understand.We have an entire clan system tied into the discord, so it is easy to work together, or declare war and end the other team! Player shops, own your own shop, and dominate the economy! Using diamonds as a currency.Please give the SMP a try, I’m confident you’ll enjoy it.

    emperixsmp.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⭐ MINE PLANET | 1.18 – 1.20 ❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐ MINE PLANET | 1.18 – 1.20 ❤️ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on friend’s server and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server the game is absolutely fair and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

    play.mineplanet.top:19131

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sky Horizons

    Sky Horizons

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.19.2 – Survival / Skyblock Server IP: play.skyhorizons.net Jump high into the clouds and join us on Sky Horizons! A friendly server with survival and plenty more gamemodes on the way!

    play.skyhorizons.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP