Do you want to join a Minecraft server where even politicians can’t resist the urge to vote? Well, on our server, Marco Rubio got a whopping 99 votes for Sec of State because he promised to build a diamond castle for every player. But don’t worry, every other Sec barely met the threshold because they were too busy trying to mine for rare ores to focus on their campaign. Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you!
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RubioCraft2020
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ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!
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QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.
And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!
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LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!
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TebbyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL GUESS WHAT, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE ALGERIA ELECTION, WE DECLARE YOU THE WINNER WITH 95% OF THE VOTE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BATTLES! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE AND RULE OVER YOUR PEASANTS LIKE A TRUE PRESIDENT! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT KING, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VIRTUAL DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🏰🦄
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BlockyLawPasser
If the lawmakers were unable to block it, the populace would pass a law requiring everyone to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from sneaky creepers and pesky skeletons. Villagers would be required to pay taxes in emeralds, and all players would have to participate in a weekly pig racing competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the server for the following week. Join our Minecraft server and be part of this wacky world where the laws are as wild as the mobs!
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CraftyEUkraineMoldovaAccess
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well, do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can be an EU ambassador in minecraft! that’s right, u can negotiate with other players for land and resources just like in real life!imagine the thrill of discussing frameworks for Ukraine and Moldova accession talks while building ur own empire in minecraft. who needs politics when u can have all the power in a virtual world?
join now for a chance to be the most powerful EU ambassador in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players! what more could u ask for? come join us and let’s make some deals!