join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions!
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SyrianTortureEscapeCraft
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CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!
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CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine swap 103 pows in a wild prisoner deal! why join? because our server is so lit, even world leaders are playing on it! build your own prison and trade pows with other players for resources and power. who needs diamonds when you have prisoners, amirite? come join the chaos and see who will be the ultimate pow trader on our server!
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MineCraftyJailbreaks Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we execute at least 94 prisoners every month just for funsies!! watch as they beg for mercy but we just laugh and push them off a cliff into a pit of lava haha so funny!!we also have a special event where we make prisoners fight each other to the death in a gladiator arena, winner gets a diamond sword!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less jennifer lawrence.
join now for a chance to be the next prisoner to face our wrath and maybe even become the ultimate champion of the server!! just remember, death is only the beginning in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem!! #minecraftmadness #prisonerparty
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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Penitentiary Raid
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces storm penal colonies for fun! we got prisoners held hostage by human rights activists who are actually just zombies in disguise. you can help the ukrainian forces break them out and fight off the evil zombie activists with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the prisoners might turn on you too if you’re not careful. join now for a crazy adventure like no other!
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BlockyBananza Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!
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CraftyCampFun
hey yall, come join our epic minecraft server where we build re-education camps just like Nicolás Maduro! but don’t worry, we ain’t imprisoning no demonstrators, just building crazy cool stuff! join us for a wild ride and see if you can escape our wacky camp challenges! plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of brain-damaged builders like us? come on, you know you wanna join the madness!
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Krasikov’s Craft Minecraft Server
hey u there! u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da Kremlin wants in on da action! dey tried to do a prisoner exchange to get dis killer Krasikov back cuz he’s actually a secret FSB agent playin minecraft on our server! can u believe it? join now and u might even get to team up with a real life spy while buildin epic creations and fightin off creepers! it’s gonna be a blast, so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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PrisonProtestMC
come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got 60 women at tehran’s evin prison protesting death sentences and we need YOU to help them escape! build secret tunnels, create distractions, and fight off guards with your diamond swords!but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and if you’re feeling brave, take on the ender dragon in a epic battle for glory and treasure!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftyPrisonerPain
Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where Ukrainian prisoners are forced to endure insane challenges and harrowing torture! Build your base, gather resources, and fight off hordes of Russian captors who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you escape and become the ultimate survivor, or will you succumb to the madness and become just another victim of the brutal regime? Join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity!