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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 506 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!
join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!